< Eno_> is it true all slackware users are enormous?

* thrice` is debating giving Fedora 10 a test run
<CaptObviousman> but ... why?
<drijen> RPM is the devil, mk
<thrice`> it looks sexy
<drijen> no
<drijen> it doesn't
<thrice`> they do kernel mode setting stuff
<andarius> so do some prostitutes. doesnt mean they are safe :(

-!- ubuntu [n=ubuntu@pool-XX-XX-XXX.dsl-w.verizon.net] has joined
<CaptObviousman> gah killit killit
* CaptObviousman stabs ubuntu repeatedly in the groin with a wooden duck
<ubuntu> OW OW OW OW OW
* ubuntu cries

< isacklow> did you know that if the router doesn't have a network wire to the internet no one can get out?
< isacklow> doh

< SelfishMan> It's Saturday and I have a fun little brunette at home
< SelfishMan> WTF am I doing talking to you people?
< SelfishMan> To hell with this I'm out
-!- SelfishMan [~SelfishMa@69.51.75.42] has quit [Quit: SelfishMan]
< jkwood> You know, you really should unchain her from the radiator. If she loves you, she'll stay.

Seth: oww.. falling down steps bad...alas, the monster does not care and demands feeding.. buy donuts and condoms

<mancha> mirash, are you the one with the driver issue?
<mirash> ya, my net driver
<mirash> i am afraid of it

< rworkman> Ah, mibbit.com. The online IQ resizer.

* CaptObviousman is the angry drunk father figure. Drijen is compliant, barefoot, lasagna-making wife
* andarius thought he was working up in the world
<drijen> CaptObviousman, you're getting your ass kicked
<CaptObviousman> Together, we fight crime!
<nullboy> WIND!
<CaptObviousman> buh?
<andarius> some how, i can actualy picture that CaptObviousman
<nullboy> WATER!
<drijen> FIRE
<nullboy> EARTH!
<nullboy> HEART!
<andarius> WAFFLE !!
<drijen> TOGETHER WE ARE CAPTAIN.......
<BP{k}> CHUCKWOOD!
<nullboy> BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED...I AM CaptObviousman
* drijen chortles hard
<CaptObviousman> oh fuck no you aren't
<nullboy> lol

< elektr1k> i hate how horse sex smells so much like cinnamon