< straterra> missyjane, the poster child for sterilization

<Lifeform> Fucking retards...! Some young nerds have taken down our RedHat-server
<Lifeform> The domains doesn´t respond
<Lifeform> Anyone have experience with this ?

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<TwinReverb> i can't get the slackware 12.2 kernels to boot LVM without an initrd
<TwinReverb> and no matter how i try, i can't get lvm to boot without using an initrd
<TwinReverb> so if i put only reiserfs in the initrd for their generic-smp kernel, it boots (but it's as if the kernel couldn't find anything to boot from then as its last try it tries the initrd, which reiserfs and the initrd type tells the kernel it's an LVM, then it finds the LVM and it takes like 10 seconds for it to adjust)
<TwinReverb> i despise using an initrd. i prefer to build everything into my kernels that they need in order to boot
<TwinReverb> do any of you guys have a list of things that must be [*] and <*> in the kernel in order for it to boot LVM? i searched google a long time but never found it
<TwinReverb> i mean i had device mapper, my ata module, the FS modules, all of that <*>
<TwinReverb> i even once went through and all the {} stuff (i.e. selected by something else) i made those {*} also

<tUff> I fear I have the depsis disease
<tUff> no not butt-ugliness, the other one!
<depsis> :P
<depsis> The one with the bigg penis?

<jamess__> so it must be some bug in nmap
<nullboy> did you even read the man page?
<jamess__> yes if i do -e wlan0 then it works
<jamess__> but then still it must be some bug

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ananke > nice.
ananke > when bots go nuts

SelfishMan: There's that burning toast smell again
HoopyCat: isn't that a sign of cyanide poisoning?
SelfishMan: I thought that was the smell of almonds?
BP{k}: cyanide, smells of bitter almonds
SelfishMan: What does a *bitter* almond smell like?
Twayne: i didn't know you could smell bitter, only taste it right?
SelfishMan: Well I'm not going to taste cyanide to see what it smells like
SelfishMan: wait...what?
Twayne: lol

( straterra) i like plowing people
( jimd) Somehow that sounds pornographic
( HoopyCat) jimd: you're new here, aren't you? :-)

<hiptobecubic> JESUS CHRIST I'M A FUCKING MORON
<evanton> amen
<hiptobecubic> 192.168.2.X IS NOT PART OF 192.168.0.0/24
* hiptobecubic takes a bow
<evanton> heh
<hiptobecubic> literally 4 hours later

< andarius> this dude on TV just mentioned an evil errection :|
< straterra> I used to love my erectin set
< straterra> erection^
< andarius> erector ?
< straterra> same thing
* andarius does not place erector and erection in the same boat :(
< andarius> erector = hot brunette
< andarius> erection = what i get from her