< chesty> your girlfriend fingerd listens on all interfaces

Old_Fogie > 3 seconds tho, man I wish I could get it up in 3 seconds here
nooper > it?

< lotec> i think ill go get some cerial. u bunch of donkey raping shit eaters
< rworkman> lotec: that's why you should always lock your screen when you walk away.
< lotec> lock my screen why?
< jkwood> lotec: I don't do either of those.
< FriedBob> At work I do. We are required to.

< digital_trucker> Rock'n.....after 3 weeks of playing with OpenSUSE, I've managed to do everything I could do in WIndows (except for a couple of things that no app exists for)
< kaddy> good to hear ;) what are those other things you can't do in linux?
< Dominian> blue screen
< m-c> rofl
< kaddy> bahaha

( mwalling) argh, my sausage just exploded
( mwalling) bbiab

< shasta> am I the only one having problems understanding oneforall?
< Eno_> maybe he's drunk
< shasta> Eno, noone can be drunk 24/7

< straterra> missyjane, the poster child for sterilization

<Lifeform> Fucking retards...! Some young nerds have taken down our RedHat-server
<Lifeform> The domains doesn´t respond
<Lifeform> Anyone have experience with this ?

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<TwinReverb> i can't get the slackware 12.2 kernels to boot LVM without an initrd
<TwinReverb> and no matter how i try, i can't get lvm to boot without using an initrd
<TwinReverb> so if i put only reiserfs in the initrd for their generic-smp kernel, it boots (but it's as if the kernel couldn't find anything to boot from then as its last try it tries the initrd, which reiserfs and the initrd type tells the kernel it's an LVM, then it finds the LVM and it takes like 10 seconds for it to adjust)
<TwinReverb> i despise using an initrd. i prefer to build everything into my kernels that they need in order to boot
<TwinReverb> do any of you guys have a list of things that must be [*] and <*> in the kernel in order for it to boot LVM? i searched google a long time but never found it
<TwinReverb> i mean i had device mapper, my ata module, the FS modules, all of that <*>
<TwinReverb> i even once went through and all the {} stuff (i.e. selected by something else) i made those {*} also

<tUff> I fear I have the depsis disease
<tUff> no not butt-ugliness, the other one!
<depsis> :P
<depsis> The one with the bigg penis?