<HoopyCat> i can tell tonight's dinner is going to be spicy, as my wife is alternating between coughing and swearing about the potency of my jalapenis

<@tasaro> THE SECRET IS IN THE INTERNET CONNECTION! </billiemays>
< Nivex> THE SECRET IS IN URMOM!
< straterra> Nivex: the secret is my penis?
< Nivex> straterra: it's a secret because noone can find it!
< straterra> Nivex: because..its in your mom
< straterra> Go look
< Nivex> sorry, my microscope is in the shop
< straterra> Don't masturbate with it so much and it'll last longer.

< dive> echo shitdown > /sys/power/disk
< rk4n3> lol
< dive> lol shitdown doh
< rk4n3> interesting typo :)
< thrice`> :)
< rk4n3> I suggest you redirect to /sys/toilet

< enemy> but i though slackware is live version of linux

< chesty> your girlfriend fingerd listens on all interfaces

Old_Fogie > 3 seconds tho, man I wish I could get it up in 3 seconds here
nooper > it?

< lotec> i think ill go get some cerial. u bunch of donkey raping shit eaters
< rworkman> lotec: that's why you should always lock your screen when you walk away.
< lotec> lock my screen why?
< jkwood> lotec: I don't do either of those.
< FriedBob> At work I do. We are required to.

< digital_trucker> Rock'n.....after 3 weeks of playing with OpenSUSE, I've managed to do everything I could do in WIndows (except for a couple of things that no app exists for)
< kaddy> good to hear ;) what are those other things you can't do in linux?
< Dominian> blue screen
< m-c> rofl
< kaddy> bahaha

( mwalling) argh, my sausage just exploded
( mwalling) bbiab

< shasta> am I the only one having problems understanding oneforall?
< Eno_> maybe he's drunk
< shasta> Eno, noone can be drunk 24/7