From a /. discussion on RIM:
AC: Once Obama pulls all the troops back from Iraq, they can invade Canada. :-)

Shakrai: Pffft, easier said than done. If you think an Iraqi insurgent with an IED is a tough adversary just wait until you see a Canadian with a hockey stick..... besides, I don't think the Baldwin family can afford a war with Canada ;)

< jkwood> Yes, that sucks.
< jkwood> Whoops... wrong window.
< mwalling> failbus is comming to town
< Isvara> jkwood is the driver
< Isvara> mwalling is sitting on the back seat licking the window

< jkwood> OH GAWD SO MUCH BLOOD EVERYWHERE ITS ON THE CEILING ITS ALL OVER
<@mikegrb> careful jkwood
<@mikegrb> I almost akilled you due to reflexes

[ b4] ah crap
[ b4] -__
[ b4] i think someone forkbombed my vps
[ tjfontaine] 'someone' is you?

Out of the blue, but not entirely unexpected:
< straterra> im wearing my gf's thong

<nickbuonanno> ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL
<nickbuonanno> __^__
<nickbuonanno> L L __/ |_\\
<nickbuonanno> =O====__ \\__\\
<nickbuonanno> L L \\_______)
<nickbuonanno> _I___I_,

<HoopyCat> i can tell tonight's dinner is going to be spicy, as my wife is alternating between coughing and swearing about the potency of my jalapenis

<@tasaro> THE SECRET IS IN THE INTERNET CONNECTION! </billiemays>
< Nivex> THE SECRET IS IN URMOM!
< straterra> Nivex: the secret is my penis?
< Nivex> straterra: it's a secret because noone can find it!
< straterra> Nivex: because..its in your mom
< straterra> Go look
< Nivex> sorry, my microscope is in the shop
< straterra> Don't masturbate with it so much and it'll last longer.

< dive> echo shitdown > /sys/power/disk
< rk4n3> lol
< dive> lol shitdown doh
< rk4n3> interesting typo :)
< thrice`> :)
< rk4n3> I suggest you redirect to /sys/toilet

< enemy> but i though slackware is live version of linux