<slackytude> oh noes! the internet police!
<Camarade_Tux> *slackytude hides the goat porn
<slackytude> what? goat porn is illegal now?
<slackytude> damn
<slackytude> well, at least I have 500GB more space now

* dissociative (n=dissocia@190.71.39.210) has joined ##slackware
<dissociative> anyone knows where I can find the microsoft eula in the windows xp installation cd?
<dissociative> crap...
<dissociative> wrong channel

<firebird619> chopp: 7920 e-mails in my Inbox in Claws. I'm archiving right now. :P
<firebird619> lol
<chopp> firebird619: wtf...dude you gotta cut back on the cyber dating
<firebird619> hahahahaha
<nix_chix0r> i've secretly been spamming firebird619
<firebird619> I suspected it was you. :)
<chopp> someone has
<nix_chix0r> i am a russian mail order bride my grandma is in the hospital and i need you to send me money for her surgery
<nix_chix0r> help plz

<alisonken1noc> :_)
<TwinReverb> hmm
<TwinReverb> your nose fell down
<alisonken1noc> yep

<bob_f> Eno_: Use a database.
<Eno_> like mysql ?
<Eno_> hmm
<bob_f> No.
<bob_f> A database.
<Eno_> oh

< rk4n3> Alan_Hicks: well, thanks for helping me on that little journey to confirm my dumb-assed-ness :)
< Alan_Hicks> Anytime.

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<macavity> lo and behold... macavity is not dead :-)
<slackytude> damn
<macavity> :P
<slackytude> I need to get my money back
<slackytude> you dont find decent assassins anymore
<slackytude> macavity, how did you escape?
<macavity> slackytude: he was crunchy and good with ketchup :P
<Necos> damn
<Necos> slackytude: you suck at hiring assassins
<slackytude> macavity, did you happen to notice a small bag of gold coin per chance?
<slackytude> macavity, I want it back
<slackytude> Necos, looks like it
<macavity> slackytude: i spent it on a special service comming to your bedroom in the near future ;-)
<Necos> lol
<slackytude> macavity, thanks, I shall be looking forward to it
<Necos> lol
<Necos> i just thought of something...
<Necos> ninja chipmunks
<slackytude> O_o
<macavity> slackytude: he is eight feet tall, and rumour has it that he takes pleasure *before* the killing ;-)
<slackytude> macavity, he shall be destroyed by my topless amazon bodyguards
<macavity> ohhh... i can haz copy?
<slackytude> as shall all who dare to oppose me
<Necos> slackytude: dude, did you borrow my amazon clan again?
<slackytude> Necos, I left you a note. kthx, bye
<Necos> goddamnit!
<slackytude> macavity, probably not right now
<macavity> ill clean it before i give it back? :P
<slackytude> macavity, what wll your gf say?
<amazon10x_> <_<
<macavity> slackytude: she is watching over my shoulder atm, and laughing
<slackytude> lol
* slackytude waves
<Necos> well...
* Necos notes that he has sent ninja chipmunks
<slackytude> Necos, they shall be , oh wait
<macavity> * GF waves back to slackytude
<slackytude> ^-^
<slackytude> we shall meet again, mylady, as soon as my assassin is successful
<slackytude> none shall stand between our love
<macavity> LOL
<Necos> >.>
<macavity> slackytude: she is *almost* flattered ;-)
<slackytude> I'll put that down as a yes then

<jb7od> what a suck night. i want my beer money back and trade the whole thing for jacking off and crying myself to sleep like normal.

<theblackbox> anyone know anything about dcraw?
<theblackbox> ie. still maintained? I can't get access to their site
* The-Croupier wonders where troll came from
<theblackbox> or the SBo
* The-Croupier hides
* theblackbox too
<theblackbox> oh wait.... I'm the troll?
* theblackbox stomps!

<jeron> hey i am totally new and i need help: how do i install HALO?