<tewmten> fuck google
<tewmten> my company's search engines are bettar
<tewmten> hells yea
<Dominian> nuh uh
<tewmten> uh huh
<Dominian> nuh uh
<Dominian> Your company is microsoft isn't it!?

< TwinReverb> i usually limit tmpfs to 1%
< TwinReverb> if you have 2GB RAM, 1% is 40MB

< tjfontaine> it's not responding to icmp
< tjfontaine> there is no loss actually
< SelfishMan> tjfontaine: yep, you're right
< tjfontaine> MARK THE DATE AND TIME BITCHES
< tjfontaine> someone said I was right
< tjfontaine> </blind squirrel>

<Shadow404> Catonic: have you tried cooter juice?
<m0j0-j0j0> sounds fishy
<polerin> heh
<Shadow404> hey, it would probably sell in europe

<This was taken from an undernet channel>
* andrewjackso has joined #helpdesk
<andrewjackso> can someone help me i need to know how to join a channel on freenode
<andrewjackso> im new to irc
<andrewjackso> anyone?

* Motoko-chan was thinking of TOF (The One Forum)
< rob0> One ring!
< Alan_Hicks> Three forums for Slackware-kings under the sky
< spook> it would be cool if Patrick was called TOM (The One Maintainer)
< Alan_Hicks> Seven for the Debian-lords in their halls of bickering,
< volkerdi> Wow, am I glad I'm not The One Maintainer!
< Motoko-chan> He could wear The One Ring
< Alan_Hicks> Nine for Ubuntu users doomed to die,
< Alan_Hicks> One for the Slack Lord on his Bob throne.
< Alan_Hicks> In the land of Slackware where the hackers lie.
< Alan_Hicks> One Forum to rule them all, One forum to find them,
< dtanner> I will just live in Rivendale and slack away.
< volkerdi> where's my d20? ;-)
< Alan_Hicks> One Forum to bring them all and with good beer bind them.
< Alan_Hicks> In the land of Slackware where the hackers lie.
< Alan_Hicks> volkerdi: If you were the one maintainer, you'd have to cast the One Forum into the Cracks of Doom.
<Alan_Hicks> Around here, that's straterra's ass.

<slackytude> oh noes! the internet police!
<Camarade_Tux> *slackytude hides the goat porn
<slackytude> what? goat porn is illegal now?
<slackytude> damn
<slackytude> well, at least I have 500GB more space now

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<dissociative> anyone knows where I can find the microsoft eula in the windows xp installation cd?
<dissociative> crap...
<dissociative> wrong channel

<firebird619> chopp: 7920 e-mails in my Inbox in Claws. I'm archiving right now. :P
<firebird619> lol
<chopp> firebird619: wtf...dude you gotta cut back on the cyber dating
<firebird619> hahahahaha
<nix_chix0r> i've secretly been spamming firebird619
<firebird619> I suspected it was you. :)
<chopp> someone has
<nix_chix0r> i am a russian mail order bride my grandma is in the hospital and i need you to send me money for her surgery
<nix_chix0r> help plz

<alisonken1noc> :_)
<TwinReverb> hmm
<TwinReverb> your nose fell down
<alisonken1noc> yep