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#1623
Added: 2011-08-07

<+raela> were you waiting for me to say something?
<+sero> yes, I'm evil like that
<+sero> I will wait for YEARS if necessary.
<+raela> damn
<+sero> and when you least expect it....I strike
<+antiwire> the waiting for years explains the blueballs


#1622
Added: 2011-08-05

<+BP{k}> Olfway_: this is the girl that finds you .. cute? ;)
* Olfway_ strangles BP{k}
<+kethry> Olfway_: if it makes you feel any better, i find BP{k} to be cute...
<+kethry> occasionaly anyway
-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+o BP{k}] by ChanServ
<+Olfway_> kethry: lol
-!- kethry was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by BP{k} [go away]


#1621
Added: 2011-08-01

Tadgy: The problem with pr0n is that my imagination is far far more hard core than any pr0n i've seen. It just doesn't stack up...
Tadgy: (For example, i'm re-watching a Harry Plopper movie - the things I could do to Emma Watson with my wand... :)
Master-Passeli: please, no more details
evanton: screw harry plopper when you have klingons
Master-Passeli: hey please!


#1620
Added: 2011-07-27

<crocket> Oh my god
<crocket> Several web sites are run on the same IP address.
<rworkman> No shit, Sherlock. Welcome to the intarwebs


#1619
Added: 2011-07-27

21:57:22 < crocket> I'm crooked.


#1618
Added: 2011-07-27

Chris: Can I use the condoms I've made out of play dough?
Jacqlyn: No, theyll give you gonorrhea


#1617
Added: 2011-07-23

<axx> g+ hit 10 millions in 2 weeks, not bad
<axx> and fb founder got more followers than google founder


#1616
Added: 2011-07-22

<gamax92> AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE CLIPBOARD
<gamax92> its the worst invention or product micro$oft came out with!
<gamax92> MICR0$0ft Weendowes Sevan


#1615
Added: 2011-07-21

<@serotonin> !8ball Is Olfway_ mad?
<@SirBlocksAlot> serotonin: Outlook good
<+Olfway_> !8ball Does serotonin like it in the butt?
<@SirBlocksAlot> Olfway_: As I see it, yes
<@serotonin> lmao
<+Olfway_> hahahahaha


#1614
Added: 2011-07-18

« crocket» Does slackware use udev and ConsoleKit to dynamically give access to audio to users?
« theborger» it uses speakers


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