<angusmarkus> how do you man a man page file? man file?

* kicks (n=a@201-89-183-207.paemt701.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) has joined #linuxhelp
<kicks> is there any channel about general help ou windows help?

< smeding> heh, i <3 having a toilet roll in my room, despite my mom probably thinking it's for masturbation

< straterra> so.. Dominian...I hacked google from your shell....hope you dont mind
< straterra> heh
< straterra> brought down their whole cluster from ddosing from your kinda 31
< straterra> err
< straterra> T1
< andarius> oooh, straterra is weet
< straterra> magical syn packets
< andarius> weet = way super leet
< andarius> is that anything like a magic packet for WOL ?
< andarius> :P
< straterra> kinda
< straterra> only...
< straterra> this is a 'sleep/die over lan' packet
< andarius> sweet
< andarius> can we call it the sleeping beauty apple packet ?
< straterra> no

<macka> ello
<macka> simple question... I'd like to count the amount of files in a directory. Normally I pipe an ls to wc and get it that way, but that can't be used in all circumstances:
<macka> admin@web2:/home/ecom/tmp> ls auth* | wc
<macka> -bash: /bin/ls: Argument list too long

<Mathman> argh. these people are killing me.
<Mathman> this one chick keeps telling me her email is beverlym and not beverly. and why did I change it from beverlym to beverly
<Mathman> I set up the damn account!
<Mathman> it was always beverly. nothing has changed. god damn

<naknomi1> Is it possible to disable a specific USB port on the machine?
<amrit|wrk> stick a screwdriver in it

< BP{k}> actually was doing the last brits around the house

Said to Alan_Hicks:
< vbattsAtWork> funny, i'm not finding the word dang'ole or dad'gum in the slack book
< vbattsAtWork> are you sure you wrote it?

< thrice`> i need a new job
< straterra> hmmm
< straterra> I need a new partner for my amateur beast/gay site..