< nullboy> i'll send Pat 15 naked women and a keg of ale
< drijen> 15?
< drijen> dude hes skinny
< drijen> they would break him
< twolf> or his wife would

< macavity> i was just about to get all juiced up there
< drijen> down boy.

<smeding> karlmag, you engage in intercourse with UNIX daemons? :o

< sally> y'all are awful

From #cardinal:
< rob0> happy boss
< rworkman> Your knees hurt?

<rob0> I came, I saw, I stuck around (Veni, vidi, velcro)

< jodih2> hello
< jodih2> im new and blond and need to ask a stupid question
< rob0> nice intro :)

<jlowell> i ran out of cds, can i burn a distro install cd iso onto a dvd disc?

<b0bbi3> quick question, I've got a message in my console that says I have new mail but I can't remember how to check it.

< Bucketface> Zeldafan500, how exaclty did you hack the server this time?
< Zeldafan500> ms-dos
< Zeldafan500> C:\\Documents and Settings\\Home>ftp irc.freenode.com
< Zeldafan500> Connected to chat.freenode.net.
< Zeldafan500> lolhacked