< juano> how do i set aaxine resolution and color ???

< fred> 1) Find a baseball bat
< fred> 2) Sodomise yourself

In #cardinal
< rob0> i h8 xp
< sally> rob0, then you should get Vista (hehehe)
< rob0> ohhhhhhhh no
< rob0> I have 2 vista licenses, chose not to activate
< sally> my daughter was complaining about trying to use Word on Vista last weekend
< sally> she sounded like some old biddy after the bingo rules had changed :)

<Alarm> hello, how could i do a dist-upgrade on debian and keeping my stable kernel

* CaptObviousman should probably subscribe to mailing lists to keep up to date
< Dominian> CaptObviousman: I just make sure I'm in channels with fred and cathectic and I end up hearing about them
< CaptObviousman> I can't keep adding channels to monitor. I have a hard enough time getting work done as it is
< andarius> i try to keep it down to one at work :)
< mwalling> HA
< mwalling> weekling
* mwalling tries to keep it down to 20 or so
< Dominian> I have 10 open right now
< Dominian> I had 13 at one time..
< mwalling> 15
* CaptObviousman starts opening channels so he can win the irc penis contest
< Dominian> haha
< mwalling> heh

< andarius> the only thing about gentoo that even remotely stimulates me is their ability to document things. which i am sure is brought on by their need to fill down time while their systems are updating

( mwalling) straterra: no... i'm screwing my dog

< dmitrig01> Hey all - I have an invite-only channel. How do I invite
people to it?

<Dagmar> If this were 1994 I would just root him, fix it, give him ten minutes to admire the functionality, and then rm -rf /var

<singsen> hello, i freshly installed my debian and i am infront of a small problem. i got a proccess running. named ksoftirqd that permanently uses 30% of my cpu