< straterra> uhm
< straterra> my penis...is broken

<@alphageek> surfing for porn & the browser overlapped my irc client such that I saw \\'<nimaj> nice tit\\'

< andarius> negative, i use waffles to pay for protection
< andarius> my hit dudes are the best waffles can buy

<newpers> i thought real time was the the time from the beginning and end of the application. so how can user > real?
<newpers> when using \\'time\\'

< fred> OOOhh, everyone download and laught at the dead or alive: xtreme 2 trailer
< fred> 15 minutes of excessive boob jiggling
< andarius> lol
< fred> not one mention of the gameplay
< fred> or that it\\'s infact a game

< BCoppens> KDE4 - What API do you want us to fuck up today?

< macavity> mv /mnt/ass /dev/shower
< andarius> your ass has been mounted ?

<+rob0> The squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

<mwalling_> ciol: slackware isn\\'t weird. you\\'re just used to ubuntu doing what ever it wants while you sit there and watch

< rworkman> oneforall: you\\'re rebuilding the entire distro from source but you think icecream is too much work? :/
< rworkman> Wow.