<MrKeuner> hi, can I get the real system time?
<theatro> can you get the fake one?

< livinded> whoa
< livinded> nice netsplit
< Dominian> hrm
< Dominian> Yeah.. that was huge
< livinded> I've seen bigger
< dadexter_laptop> that's what she said
< livinded> wow, I walked right into that one

< acidchild> can't beleive i use to FIT in to these jeans.
< acidchild> i could fit me and a 2year old in these now
< straterra> You just won the gayest comment of the day award!
< straterra> DING DING DING DING!

<systemloc> straterra: there was no mention of goats or sex. Go back to sleep :D

< LoganTheRed> driving home last week, some goob was playing his jesus music all the way up, jesus bumper stickers, windows down, and clapping and raising his hands in his tiny, POS saturn.
< LoganTheRed> it was like a faith healing concert of one

< christel> RichiH is my lord and saviour

<+fred> komplett-- won't deliver to an alternative address, even though
my bank said it's fine, and, won't let me change the card used
for that order to one with the right address, and have locked my
account, and blacklisted my name/address combination, and say
that the only way that gets unblocked is if I get the original
order accepted on the original card, but as I've cancelled that
order due to their epic fail, I can never try to buy stuff from
them again until I move house. (And it won't be happening again
after that now.)
<+fred> hmm, that's a longer rant than I expected.

<DF5JT> Yeah I am whistling TCP/IP over my shortwave radio.
<Viking667> DF5JT: lemme gess... using ROSE procotol, right? Over AX.25
<DF5JT> No, I am old fashioned and use --... ...-- -.. . -.. ..-. ..... .--- -
<theatro> now, why have you entered troll mode?
<DF5JT> Because I am out of ideas. You think I am joking? It seems the commputer is totally invisible.

<straterra> uh..no
<straterra> and..guess what
<straterra> im not in a pc

<husimon> hey how do I add a command to startup that executes before X? namely will rc.local be executed before X starts? i'm trying to add a command that will recompile the nvidia kernel on boot so I don't have to mess around with the stupid thing always breaking on kernel updates