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#774
Added: 2008-04-27

< cpunches> wow. you must be an idiot.
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< cpunches> $otherPerson: troll


#773
Added: 2008-04-24

< twolf> grilled cheese.
< nix_chix0r> yeah man
< caramelcoated> toasted bagel with cream cheese and jammmm
< caramelcoated> mmmmm
< edman007> twolf, i have had enough grilled cheese in the last month, i
don't need any more
< nix_chix0r> i has no cheese though
< nix_chix0r> well brie but i dont wana make grilled cheese with that
< caramelcoated> ramen is also tasty
< twolf> I got some meunster
< nix_chix0r> yummeh my favorite cheezzz
< caramelcoated> ugh, i cant eat brie any more. i once had triple cream
brie and i used to be moderately lactose intolerant
< caramelcoated> i was shootin out both ends
< edman007> nix_chix0r, do you have stores around where you live? they
usually sell stuff like cheese
< nix_chix0r> i'm starting to react to milk
< caramelcoated> it sucked too. i went into the bathroom expecting
diarreah, threw up cleaned it up and showered and
crapped my towel
< twolf> I can't deal with the brie cheese, something wrong with that
stuff
< caramelcoated> SUCKED
< nix_chix0r> unless it's organic
< nix_chix0r> rice milk is just nasty
< nix_chix0r> so its soy
< twolf> soy milk is pretty good
< nix_chix0r> i like it on my wheaties
< nix_chix0r> vanilla kind
< edman007> soy milk sucks
< edman007> and its soy juice, why do they call it milk? milk is the
fluid that comes out of boobies, soy does not have boobies
< edman007> caramelcoated, is it like milking a bull?
< twolf> less violent than bull milking
< caramelcoated> wtf dude. i dunno what part of a bull that you're
milking, but i think i might have an idea. and i dont
like the IDEA.
< twolf> lmao
< edman007> caramelcoated, you know they squeeze oranges, and they call
that orange juice
< caramelcoated> bull juice...
< edman007> caramelcoated, lol
< caramelcoated> oh good god. if i EVER see bull juice at my local vons,
i am going to KILL you edman007.
< edman007> hahahahahha


#772
Added: 2008-04-24

< edman007> nix_chix0r, watch out for the grammar nazis
< caramelcoated> you forgot a period there edman007.
* edman007 shoots the grammar nazi
< nix_chix0r> grammar nazis in here?
< exile777> Did you just forget to capitalize a sentence?
* nix_chix0r does not care
* edman007 gives nix_chix0r a bucket of care
< nix_chix0r> said grammar nazi can eat me
< caramelcoated> im sure you'd be DELICIOUS, nix_chix0r
< nix_chix0r> yes, yes I am. I taste like awesome.
< Sandman1> wtf


#771
Added: 2008-04-24

< trend> ok.. this sounds really stupid.. but if I have a number: 1.6092 how can I subtract 1 from it? I do: volcalc = 1 - volcalc; and I get -.6092


#770
Added: 2008-04-24

< th0m> everytime I close xine my kde gets raped
< echelon_> don't use it?
-!- th0m [n=ipherca@71-81-234-235.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com] has quit
[Client Quit]
< echelon_> guess he didn't like my answer
< rworkman> Imagine how kde feels.


#769
Added: 2008-04-24

<lotec> LinuxyErin: http://themes.freshmeat.net/browse/964/
<LinuxyErin> hmm thanks
<lotec> LinuxyErin: know how i found that?
<lotec> www.google.com
<LinuxyErin> what did you type in
<LinuxyErin> cuz whatever i typed in was wrong apparently
<lotec> xfce themes
<lotec> 8th one down
<nullboy> haha


#768
Added: 2008-04-24

<PredaKing> caramelcoated is gay
<lotec> just his boyfriend
jkwood sneaks out the side door
<caramelcoated> im not gay.
<lotec> see i told yea
<Soul_keeper> lol
<p1ngp0ng> LEAVE caramelcoated ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE!! IM SERIOUS!


#767
Added: 2008-04-24

< p1ngp0ng> i predict in the near future that caramelcoated will be running arround stuffing his face eating viagra and sugar


#766
Added: 2008-04-24

< jkwood> Did I mention that straterra is currently the undisputed top dog
in noobfarm quotes?
< caramelcoated> dude i hated straterra
< lotec> #65 for Straterra
< caramelcoated> it had a nasty ass comedown
< caramelcoated> basically all it did was make you so fucking hyper that you
became calm
< caramelcoated> and then you came off the drug... and it was like
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
< jkwood> *headdesk*

< p1ngp0ng> my doctor wanted me to try stattera. i turned it down after she
said it _might_ cause impotense
< p1ngp0ng> she might as well have given me a gun
< lotec> p1ngp0ng like you use it anyway
< Soul_keeper> lol
< p1ngp0ng> well, not so much now after she got pregnant :p
< caramelcoated> wait wait strattera is can cause impotency?
< caramelcoated> FUCK


#765
Added: 2008-04-24

< Soul_keeper> atleast you don't have herpes ... the herpes drug commercials claim like 1 in 8 people got that
< Soul_keeper> mighta been 1 in 4 ...
< jkwood> Depends on how many people see the herpes drug commercial, I guess.


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