< thrice`> w00t
< thrice`> someone just ditched a couch on our apartment floor
< CaptObviousman> heh
< jkwood> How did they get the couch in your apartment?
< CaptObviousman> has it been peed on?
< CaptObviousman> do a smell test first
< jkwood> You just let people wander in carrying couches?

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< straterra> Bye shell
< thrice`> pwned

< lotec> carmelcoated: wtf are you from?
< caramelcoated> wtf am i from
< caramelcoated> ?
< lotec> where the fuck
< caramelcoated> oh cali
< lotec> lead paint on the walls still?
< caramelcoated> what?
< Soul_keeper> the government said there are still over 40 million US homes with lead paint in them
< lotec> and caramelcoated is eating 1 house at a time

< nullboy> hey so what is the actual difference between ubuntu server and desktop editions?
< nullboy> i keep seeing those 2 versions
< ThomasY> dunno
< fred> Mark Shuttleworth jizzed over one of them.

<Mathman> odd question, but anyone have any advice on how to get a whole lot of spam? preferably not porno spam, just run of the mill viagra and whatnot.

< Darren> plush Cthulhu now that is evil, invade the minds of children,
so they know thier true master before they know anything else
<@Talien> I already bought him baby's first Cthulhu.
* Torso still wants the Summer Fun Cthulu
<@Talien> and some other cheapo alphabet cthulhu book.
<@Talien> which is fun to buy, not so fun to read.
< Torso> Baby's First Mythos?
* Torso knows the guy who wrote that
<@Talien> N is for...Nyarla...Nyar-LA-Tho...for some evil guy.

Me: headdesk?
Seth: something like that..
Seth: lost in logic
Me: if(pie.type == pie.Types(apple)) { pie.eat(); }

< caramel> ok so dont ever tell me this is a suport channel again
< edman007> caramel, when i did it i just built from git
< ThomasY> caramel: this is a support channel
< ThomasY> caramel: It's not our fault you lack clue and the ability to
follow basic instructions
< caramel> its not, because nobody's helping, they're insulting me and
telling me not to do what causes the problem
< gummo_x> Sounds like good advice to me.

* andarius now has an image of BP{k} chomping after kethry trying to get away on the bed :o
< ThomasY> andarius: I had a vision of pacman
< ThomasY> BP's face on pac man and keths face on a ghost
< andarius> exactly
< ThomasY> On a big grid
< andarius> only no pac man faces :o
* BP{k} chomps kethry
< ThomasY> zomg
< kethry> wibblewobblewibblewobble*turns blue and runs back to home*
* andarius hopes she gets regenerated
< ThomasY> ahahahahaha
< BP{k}> *bleepbleepbleepbleep* nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
< andarius> run kethry run !!
< kethry> wibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobble
< ThomasY> omfg
< ThomasY> im dying
< BP{k}> *bleepbleepbleepbleep* nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
* BP{k} glomps kethry
< ThomasY> GET THE BANANA!!!
< BP{k}> zomg she's turning red again!!!!
< ThomasY> zomg
< ThomasY> RUN LIKE A FRENCHMAN!
* BP{k} chomps on a cherry >:)
< BP{k}> LOL#
< ThomasY> Oh man..most fun I've had in a while
< kethry> ok.. enough
< kethry> cos my jaw hurts
< ThomasY> And given how often I masturbate..thats saying something
< kethry> and tears are pouring down my face
* andarius offers a tissue
< ThomasY> kethry: Well..if you caught BP more..you wouldn't be crying!
< kethry> thankyou, andarius
< kethry> wibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobblewibblewobble

<echelon_> hey! this is completely out of context.. http://noobfarm.org/viewquote.php?id=932