<+aceofspades19> protip: don't do anything with a girl on a hardwood floor, you feel it the next day
<+dive> I'm so old I'd feel before I started
<+trhodes> if you're that old, isn't hardwood itself a rarity ? :P
<+dive> haha
* trhodes cringes
<+serotonin> hahaha
<+aceofspades19> *drums*
<+dive> bada boom
<+aceofspades19> I'm starting think that beds were invented for a reason
<+dive> you could be right there

*hitest was born during the Cretaceous period
*dive was born during the Cretin period

< randombrain> XDS2010_, apparently your imagination is limited. chanops are usually free to do what they want in their channel, get over it.
< XDS2010_> randombrain: enlighten me
< XDS2010_> for a completely new user, what else am i missing ?
< randombrain> hm. a sense of when to get over with it.

<KaMii> **if it aint broke, give it to KaMii...*

< Olfway> this is creepy: A white, unmarked ford van parked in front of my house
< WhiteWolf1776> they are on to you Olfway
< Olfway> and noone's gotten out
< Olfway> I'm scared
< Olfway> Time for the tinfoil hat
< rob0> The van contains plutonium
< raela> tinfoil hat? they can still get to you! go for the body suit
< alienBOB> I think there is a shipment of roms in that van
< Olfway> their mind reading device will also make me steril?
< raela> yes
< Olfway> oh great
-!- Olfway [~raito@c-76-97-116-193.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
< WhiteWolf1776> dang.. they got him.. Olfway.. you will be missed

<Skywise> no, the transistors don't wear out from use
<KaMii> ok, just only need to worry about the fans and cooling system then?
<Skywise> yeah
<KaMii> so, the cpu has no moving parts?
<Skywise> no
<KaMii> i didnt think so, but i wasnt 100%

< ne7work> and now how to restart this resolv.conf?

< KB1JWQ> rob0: I figured I'd start an ESP.
< KB1JWQ> Not because I like mass mail, but because I like screaming at people.
< rob0> oh, that sounds like fun
< KB1JWQ> I could be the next seekwill!
< rob0> I like castrating them after the screaming stops. And then hearing their [high-pitched] screams after they figure out what happened!

< zayka> hi!
< zayka> is that good ping? rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.741/0.832/1.170/0.067 ms
< rob0> It's a true work of art. I am impressed. Just ... wow.
< Romster> is that to first hop? :D
< rob0> If it's the new auto-predictive tri-terabit optical Ethernet, it's a bit slow. If it's a satellite or interplanetary radio link, very nice.
< zayka> thx =)
< rob0> It starts out unassumingly with 0.741, but 0.832 provides a thrilling counterpoint. And then, the dramatic climax of 1.170 was breathtaking! I can't wait for the sequel.

edman007: so is it just me or did /. change their layout?
edman007: I swear, I updated FF and it looks completely different...I need to make sure it's not FF
edman007: http:/​/​meta.slashdot.org/​story/​11/​01/​25/​163257/​Slashdot-Launches-Re-Design
edman007: derp