< mwalling> hi: print out the slackbook and take it with you to the bathroom
< mwalling> when you get back you'll know plenty
< hi> i dont go to the bathroom
< oldude67> lol
< oldude67> oh hes full of ____
< andarius> alien huh ?
< hi> yes i have no sexual organs

< Straterra> had a nice date with the gf last night
< Straterra> i dont remember much...but i have a tatoo and my ass hurts

< linux_stu> is a tickless system fine?
< nullboy> i use tickless
< nullboy> on my laptop
< andarius> tickless ?
< nullboy> i'm only using tickless because it makes my epenis bigger

< Straterra> Shit
< Straterra> Bend me over a table and fuck me..I get to work with a Blackberry
* Straterra slams head onto table
* anavel pass dildo to Straterra

* TopDawg notes dont ever tell me i cant do something as it will be the next thing i do, just to prove you wrong
< rworkman> You can't cut a three inch gash in your carotid artery.

< anavel> most of the devs are using FC and RH
< Straterra> And most of my porn has guys in it

< Straterra> PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!

( Agiofws) i know what i am doing

From #xfce
< lipstick_> someone give me the rundown, whats to do done inorder to install new fonts ?
< lipstick_> (never done this with xfce4 before)
< rworkman> That's distribution dependent - ask your distribution's channel.
< rworkman> Oh, you can't - you're banned from there for being an ass, right? :D
< ElAngelo> good answer rworkman
< rworkman> ElAngelo: and he really is perm-banned from ##slackware for trolling and ban avoidance - I warned him several times :)
< lipstick_> stfu wanker
< rworkman> See?
< ElAngelo> lipstick_: you mind your language

* theorem_ hands dadexter a grenade
<rworkman> NO
<rworkman> He's not smart enough to hold on.
* dadexter pulls the pin and gives it back to theorem_
* rworkman leaves
* theorem_ runs behind a chair
* rworkman notes that it's a lawn chair
<dadexter> you're holding the damn thing genius
* theorem_ drops the grenade
* mwalling_ runs
* dadexter ducks
* mwalling_ nods
<theorem_> good thing it's just an ugly chick
<mwalling_> *boom*
* Half-Left jumps on it and saves everyone
* rworkman cheers
* theorem_ cheers
<twolf> more beer
* Half-Left is in a million pieces