* TopDawg notes dont ever tell me i cant do something as it will be the next thing i do, just to prove you wrong
< rworkman> You can't cut a three inch gash in your carotid artery.

< anavel> most of the devs are using FC and RH
< Straterra> And most of my porn has guys in it

< Straterra> PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!

( Agiofws) i know what i am doing

From #xfce
< lipstick_> someone give me the rundown, whats to do done inorder to install new fonts ?
< lipstick_> (never done this with xfce4 before)
< rworkman> That's distribution dependent - ask your distribution's channel.
< rworkman> Oh, you can't - you're banned from there for being an ass, right? :D
< ElAngelo> good answer rworkman
< rworkman> ElAngelo: and he really is perm-banned from ##slackware for trolling and ban avoidance - I warned him several times :)
< lipstick_> stfu wanker
< rworkman> See?
< ElAngelo> lipstick_: you mind your language

* theorem_ hands dadexter a grenade
<rworkman> NO
<rworkman> He's not smart enough to hold on.
* dadexter pulls the pin and gives it back to theorem_
* rworkman leaves
* theorem_ runs behind a chair
* rworkman notes that it's a lawn chair
<dadexter> you're holding the damn thing genius
* theorem_ drops the grenade
* mwalling_ runs
* dadexter ducks
* mwalling_ nods
<theorem_> good thing it's just an ugly chick
<mwalling_> *boom*
* Half-Left jumps on it and saves everyone
* rworkman cheers
* theorem_ cheers
<twolf> more beer
* Half-Left is in a million pieces

<Mithridat> hi all
<Mithridat> i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL latitude D820)
<Mithridat> but i did not install lan card
<Mithridat> now in slackware i have a problem with NIC
<Mithridat> can you help me??
[2 minutes later]
<Mithridat> <Mithridat> hi all
<Mithridat> <Mithridat> i installed slackware 11 in my laptop(DELL latitude D820)
<Mithridat> <Mithridat> but i did not install lan card
<Mithridat> <Mithridat> now in slackware i have a problem with NIC
<Mithridat> <Mithridat> can you help me??
<Mithridat> hey can you see my question?
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* MithridateS (i=mithrida@85.198.55.209) has joined #slackman
<MithridateS> hi again
<MithridateS> are you there?
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<acidchild> whats the point in doing that...
<acidchild> if he head read what he just typed, he would realise that wasn't a realistic question.
<acidchild> heh.

< Alan_Hicks> rpm() { if [ $1 = '-i' ]; then installpkg $#; elif [ $1 = '-u' ]; then upgradepkg $#; fi }
< Alan_Hicks> There, complete rpm re-write, since no other functions in rpm ever worked anyhow.

< whatsgood> _3oo3: you wanna talk about hardcore? i was in the cub scouts, do you how many recon missions i went deep into girl guide territory? so don't talk crap like you were in Nam or something

<dadexter> I'm so used to commandline... that it took me 3 days to realize that my wireless mouse batteries were missing