< TeMagic> !ask
<+SUSEhelp> Don't ask to ask, just ask :) (and try to explain exactly what the problem is, which openSUSE version you're using, on what architecture, etc...)
< TeMagic> !ask I'm using openSUSE 10.3 on my Dell XPS M1330 laptop... But I can't seem to get the Intel 3945 wireless to work on my systen, hence no internet and no updates...
< TeMagic> nobody knows?
< TeMagic> too bad, guess I'll get ubuntu then. Thanks anyway
< TeMagic> bye

< straterra> COME ON
::: straterra whines
< straterra> Come ooooonnnn
< acidchild> bitch
< fred> straterra's my bitch.
< straterra> And i enjoy every second of it, big boy
< straterra> we're the same age..you know..we could date
< fred> Distance is an issue.

< cathectic> I suspect removing the 'patch' package would radically
improve Debian overnight.

<straterra> Dominian: I bet swiftdove runs on Slackware 96

< straterra> I've found that i actually enjoy condoms..

<WIldnQIk> whats the rpm command to overwrite
<Fiver> WIldnQIk: don't be lazy, read the man page :b
<WIldnQIk> tell me
<Fiver> WIldnQIk: man rpm

< myke54142> if your christian edition breaks, just put it in the
basement for 3 days and it'll work again

<@Dagmar> God wouldn't use Qt
<@Dagmar> Satan might.

< dadexter_laptop> who the hell installed emacs on my laptop

< DOLLY> i want know waht i must do now
< rworkman> Hari Kari