< whatsgood> don't taze me bro
::: edman007 tazes whatsgood
< whatsgood> duuuuude why'd yah taze me man
::: acidchild maces whatsgood
::: edman007 tazes whatsgood
< edman007> stop resisting!
::: acidchild fires a few nail in to whatsgood's head.
::: acidchild batons whatsgood's knee caps
< acidchild> WHERES MY MONEY BITCH
::: edman007 tazes whatsgood
::: edman007 kicks whatsgood
< edman007> whatsgood, ready to pay up?
::: acidchild breaks two whatsgood ribs
< acidchild> don't make me move up your chest
< acidchild> one will go in to your lungs
< edman007> acidchild, move down...
::: acidchild breaks two more of whatsgood's ribs
< acidchild> tazer him bro, so he shakes the rib in
::: edman007 tazes whatsgood
::: edman007 starts to wonder if whatsgood is still alive
< acidchild> lets go
< acidchild> he'll be around with the money soon
::: edman007 takes the lunch money and splits it up
< acidchild> got enough for a bag of nachos?
< edman007> no :(

< Dagmar> Good thing I'm whitehat now

< ananke> fred : there are tons of survivers of head wounds
< Dagmar> ananke: We know that. We see them joining here every day.

<dadexter_laptop> I have a usb cable plugged up my ass... genius

<JKWood> fred's little toy would probably be a lot more fun, I'd imagine.
<jpipkin> my little toy is a lot more fun

<dvh> Hi, is this gnome-system-tools channel?
<dvh> hallo...
<dvh> irc sucks
<dvh> Ok, I rather install Vista now...

* Alan_Hicks wonders if he could swallow condoms filled with pieces of jerky and cough them up later.
* Alan_Hicks also wonders why the hell he would think of that.

< Alan_Hicks> Question...
< Alan_Hicks> If they deport you, do you have to pay for the plane ticket
back home?

< AthlonRob> my wife is going to call is 18 or 19 minutes
< AthlonRob> s/is //g
< AthlonRob> err
< AthlonRob> awe screw it
< AthlonRob> she's gonna call soon
< AthlonRob> and then my fingers might be less fast

<Badlaa> JKWood: you have a filthy mind
<JKWood> Well, straterra's sick, so I have to fill in.