<vivekv> hello? is anybody in here who is actually here?

<Nate_Grey> hey can im chat be monitored at work?

##slackware :
<ultimashrine> i just asked the photos of kde developer on channel kde, and they thought i am somekind of psychotic worker of microsoft who's trying to stop their plan on taking over windows desktop by performing a suicidal bomb attack on kde team
<ultimashrine> i wonder what would happen if i ask for pat volkerding photos here
<Kaapa> ppl might think you're gay?

<jkwood> Wait... I'm trying to help somebody try BackTrack?
* jkwood stabs himself with a wooden spoon

* andarius kicks php :(
* fred hugs php
* jkwood hug fred
* fred calls the police

< rworkman> /c/c
< rworkman> shit

45 minutes later in another channel:

<+rworkman> /c/c
<+rworkman> Damn.

14:20 < ^A^kira> hey there
14:20 < ^A^kira> im trying to remove fluxbox-default settings but dpkg returns
error 2....
14:21 < jkwood> Erm... dpkg?
14:21 < ^A^kira> erm... ubuntu :)
14:21 < jkwood> ^A^kira: #ubuntu is what you're looking for. ;)
14:21 < ^A^kira> doh///
14:21 < jkwood> It's all good.
14:22 < ^A^kira> doh... they sent me to you cuz' flux is ur fav dm

(Note: today's date is 3/14/08)
[08:28] < CaptObviousman> HAPPY PI DAY!
[08:28] * CaptObviousman throws a pie at your face
[08:28] < mgrossie> Hmmmm... guess there's not an hour and minute to be extracted from it.
[08:28] < mgrossie> Wait
[08:28] < mgrossie> 15:92
[08:28] < mgrossie> That could be military time
[08:28] < mgrossie> Nope... note the 92 part, really
[08:29] < CaptObviousman> well, in 7 years we could have 3/14/15 9:26:54
[08:29] < CaptObviousman> it shall mark the forthcoming apocalypse
[08:29] < CaptObviousman> the mayans are full of shit
[08:29] < mgrossie> Isn't that a circular argument?

< Jacky> any free shooting games to recommend me?
< Daviey> russian roulette?

< straterra> I paid for Office 2008