< Craighton> on phpinfo it says Virtual Directory Support is Disabled. How do I enable it?
< SelfishMan> Craighton: do you even know what that is?
< Craighton> yes
< SelfishMan> are you sure?
< Craighton> I'm 99.999999% positive
< SelfishMan> Well, when people really know what it is then they know how it works and how to enable it
< SelfishMan> It is enabled by Zend Thread Saftey and really has nothing to do with what most people think it does
< Craighton> so chances is I don't need it enabled

*headdesk*