<spook> i need a girl friend...
<ananke> spook: so quit looking
<Camarade_Tux> who uses slackware and codes in ocaml? xD
<spook> ananke: its been 12 hours since i last had sex.
<ananke> spook: and?
<spook> thats too long!
<Camarade_Tux> you had sex during the beginnning of the afternoon?
<spook> no, at 6am
<Camarade_Tux> on which coast are you living?
<spook> west
<Camarade_Tux> ah, that explains it :)
<Camarade_Tux> (and 6am makes much more sense that 1pm without a girlfriend)

_one_hour_later_

<Camarade_Tux> I need a girlfriend too, I need somebody to cook me my meals :D
<spook> i dont know where to start with whats wrong with what you just said