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#2871   + (2) -       Added: Mon, 02 May 2016 14:26:07 UTC

< sodomy> BP{k}: You watching the snooker too?
< BP{k}> sodomy: yes
< rob0> NEWS FLASH: BP{k} consents to sodomy.  Film at 11.
< rob0> @grab BP{k}
<@AgentSlackoff> Ding!

#2870   + (0) -       Added: Sun, 24 Apr 2016 18:51:38 UTC

<phy1729> ninjabox: why are you running ospf?
<maldridge> probably so that the system can compute the most efficient path from one side of his room to the other
<maldridge> it would be particularly cool if it could do that and figure in the location of the cat

#2869   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 21 Apr 2016 16:25:12 UTC

(drijen is having his roof replaced)

<drijen> lol i used galvinized nails to hold down the tarp
<drijen> they are pounding the absolute fuck out of it
<drijen> kinda feel bad now
<MajObviousman> so ... the contractors are gangbanging your roof and you're ok with this
<MajObviousman> you're probably going to need some extra paper towels once they're done
<programisto> maybe if you film it you can make some money....
<programisto> then you can have a lot of crreepy comments abotu the roof
<MajObviousman> gritty amateur takes it from five guys at one time
<programisto> lol
<programisto> just lol
<phy1729> ok I lol'd

#2868   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 21 Apr 2016 16:11:17 UTC

<programisto> +1 argonaut FOR THE RECORD
<MajObviousman> I'm too fat and my teeth are too white
<programisto> THAT'S A HELL OF A STORY
<programisto> damnit
<programisto> damnit
<programisto> going to find out who created caps lock and murder them

#2867   + (0) -       Added: Wed, 20 Apr 2016 21:20:15 UTC

* drijen replaces MajObviousman with an AI and 1GB of ram
<argonaut> too bad the AI is taybot
<drijen> taybot with downs
<argonaut> so taybot

#2866   + (0) -       Added: Fri, 15 Apr 2016 03:11:01 UTC

<drijen> you old fart
<rob0> yes?
<firebird> rob0, he wasn't summoning you, just reminding you to drink your prune juice before you go to bed.
<rob0> oh.  Good idea, yes.

#2865   + (0) -       Added: Tue, 12 Apr 2016 21:55:48 UTC

<+sodomy> The quotegrabs database needs to have anything with @grab in it removed :)
<@firebird> sodomy, done :)
<+Beebz> @ita firebird  
<@AgentSlackoff> sodomy, done :) the ass
<+Beebz> I believe sodomy is always done in the ass
<+sodomy> I would say 'no shit', but it usually involves that too.

#2864   + (0) -       Added: Fri, 08 Apr 2016 23:00:59 UTC

<khronosschoty> I wish I was born 1200 years ago
<wiglet> your mom was

#2863   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 07 Apr 2016 18:50:23 UTC

<Kellin> you need to beat down the fools :)
<tyork> You think they listen to LOGIC?
<Kellin> I said beat them down
<Kellin> who said LOGIC
<drijen> you need an XOR for left fist or right fist

#2862   + (3) -       Added: Tue, 05 Apr 2016 16:46:09 UTC

<m_wynn> I can't write more than 4GB to this filesystem!
<Vaelatern> What a fat mess

#2861   + (0) -       Added: Fri, 18 Mar 2016 04:30:14 UTC

<shirepirate> microsoft is like an autistic uncle at this point, that asks you every 30 minutes if you want to go to the park. "oh ok, you don't want to go. i see." "but did you wanna go to the park with me?"        
<shirepirate> the park is really fun. you'll love it  
<shirepirate> the next day you wake up in the tube slide. how did i get here?

#2860   + (4) -       Added: Mon, 14 Mar 2016 20:54:51 UTC

< fred> Achievement unlocked: cut myself with a facial tissue >_<

#2858   + (0) -       Added: Tue, 01 Mar 2016 06:23:45 UTC

<Skalar> Canada is america's hat
<Mozart> And Florida is its penis.
<svetlana> Hahahaha.
<Skalar> florida is peeing on cuba
<Skalar> look at the map

#2857   + (0) -       Added: Wed, 24 Feb 2016 21:32:44 UTC

<acmehendel> I'm surprised anyone would consider working for you
<acmehendel> cant imagine that you do anything so important that you need to hire temps
<acmehendel> much less pay you enough to hire them
<mmlj4> so... someone's hiring? :-)
* ttkp makes a note: "acmehendel doesn't think much of Skywise"

#2856   + (0) -       Added: Tue, 23 Feb 2016 18:22:05 UTC

<wiglet> nope. 4.4.2 is giving me no love
<M0E-lnx> BUILD 3?
<wiglet> yesasir
<M0E-lnx> you sure?
<wiglet> dude, i can count to potato. yes im sure

#2854   + (0) -       Added: Mon, 22 Feb 2016 04:17:43 UTC

<ProbablyAndy> no, making anything dirty.
<shonudo> ah, that
<shonudo> indeed
<shonudo> down and then some
<ProbablyAndy> we like going down

#2853   + (0) -       Added: Sat, 20 Feb 2016 02:13:58 UTC

<ProbablyAndy> i watch youtube videos with netcat

#2852   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 18 Feb 2016 01:22:57 UTC

tiddy> YaY cooter goo
* You are now known as cooter-goo
<Demon_Fox> That didn't turn out how I intended

#2851   + (2) -       Added: Mon, 15 Feb 2016 19:19:33 UTC

<drijen> .xkcd sudo
<lugbrahtomy> Could not find any comics for that query.
<drijen> BULLSHIT
<Vaelatern> .xkcd Sandwich
<lugbrahtomy> Could not find any comics for that query.
<Vaelatern> BULLSHIT
<Alan> .xkcd bullshit
<lugbrahtomy> [Free Speech]
<drijen> lol!
<Alan> lol

#2850   + (0) -       Added: Mon, 15 Feb 2016 06:04:31 UTC

<drijen> what did hay do to you MajObviousman
<MajObviousman> it called me ugly
<drijen> MajObviousman: well then
<MajObviousman> I'm going to go hit it with a pitchfork and then stick my dick in it triumphantly to assert dominance
<drijen> MajObviousman: fuck it up
<MajObviousman> you're gorram right I will
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