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#2727   + (0) -       Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2014 08:14:55 UTC

talk about shells:

@dive | I sell csh by the c shore
+wizrad | shell puns are korny
+wizrad | I guess you just have to be bourne with it

#2726   + (0) -       Added: Sat, 12 Apr 2014 20:09:52 UTC

< Aethiopemborste> i kinda wish megaladons were not extinct
< Aethiopemborste> just becuase
< Trypta> How the hell does something like that even become extinct?
< Trypta> Balance patch?

#2723   + (1) -       Added: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 07:44:28 UTC

<Apocryph4l> using /list on freenode may be one of the dumbest decisions i've ever made.  1 minute and counting
<Apocryph4l> it's like watching portage build something

#2722   + (1) -       Added: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 10:05:38 UTC

<iFire> quassel has spellchecl O.o
<al> yours not, evidently
<al> :D
<davispuh> only it doesn't work for me because it tries to use non-existent dictionary and fails :(
<davispuh> but I've "en" dicy
<davispuh> dict*

#2719   + (1) -       Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 19:17:31 UTC

<+WhiteWolf1776> i'm out... time to see the mrs, later all
<+misspwn> go pee in her butt for me
<+wizrad> WhiteWolf1776: have a good one
<+Alan_Hicks> HAHAHA
<+_tim> wtf
<+Alan_Hicks> WTF?!

#2718   + (1) -       Added: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 14:02:54 UTC

+wizrad | Eureka
@dive | careful with that axe, Eugene...
@dive | wow
+wizrad | I need to axe you a quession
@dive | wizrad, just get to the point
+wizrad | dive: that is my point. the act of axing.
@dive | you're sharp today ;)
wizrad | dive: my puns are a bit choppy though
@dive | got something to grind?
+wizrad | dive: no, just lumbering through my joke stack
@dive | sorry, but I'm gonna have to cut you short
+wizrad | dive: you're not gonna log are ya?

#2717   + (3) -       Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 21:30:43 UTC

<+antiwire> _tim: you should do a post showing users how to flip the PSU switch to 220 for extra power

#2716   + (1) -       Added: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 21:25:02 UTC

+antiwire | alright, which one of you bastards is this x.x.199.18
+antiwire | ssh open on that guy, he keeps hitting a SIP server.
+shonudo | i used to be that, but then i turned 19

#2715   + (0) -       Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 11:09:40 UTC

<sloth> if i have something like my ( $a,$b ) = ($foo =~ /hello(bar)?world(flop)/);
<sloth> will $a be empty, undefined or what $b would be assuming there is no bar?
<pink_mist> don't use $a or $b
<pink_mist> except in sort blocks
<pink_mist> not even in examples
<sloth> then $foo and $bar
<pink_mist> you already had $foo there
<sloth> then $pink and $mist
<gry> :D

#2714   + (0) -       Added: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 19:54:07 UTC

Urchlay ┃ actually. replaced ethernet cable, and it's stayed up 15 minutes now. So maybe that was it
Urchlay ┃ dunno what would have killed the cable (no moving parts, they don't really die of old age in my experience, but *shrug*)
 +rob0 ┃ pr0n causes decay of Ethernet wiring
Urchlay ┃ I was asleep... promise you I don't sleepwalk or sleepwank

#2713   + (2) -       Added: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 22:10:01 UTC

<jdoles> Is there any list of libraries somewhere which has been 'vetted' by professionals? The problem with all of this open-source stuff is that anyone can distribute something (and thus also waste my time with looking at it).

#2712   + (4) -       Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 01:13:36 UTC

«+       tim--» what do you call that thing where you get fucked so hard that your ass  gets a hole in it
«+        dive» life

#2711   + (3) -       Added: Sat, 01 Mar 2014 22:25:05 UTC

< ananke> Darth_Slack: it's funny how you can't ever resist from responding to my comments.
< Darth_Slack> ananke: My apologies... i'm pathologically allergic to whiney bitches.  But i'm working on it; desensitisation is the key, and luckily you're providing plenty of exposure.

#2710   + (1) -       Added: Mon, 24 Feb 2014 03:22:27 UTC

<wiglet> hmmm bitch-x is being "revived"?
<wiglet> that will be sweet
<wiglet> then we can play 90's irc war again
<woddf2> wiglet: I thought that was a while ago?
<wiglet> the 90s? yes it was

#2709   + (7) -       Added: Wed, 19 Feb 2014 02:18:41 UTC

<+alisonken1home> http://www.linuxsecurity.com/content/view/160950?rdf
<@MrHardwood> Title: Debian: 2861-1: file: denial of service - The Community's Center for Security (at www.linuxsecurity.com)
<+alisonken1home> wonder if this bug in /usr/bin/file affects distro's other than debian - and is it fixed upstream as well
<+Alan_Hicks> WTF?!
<+Alan_Hicks> Seriously this is fuckin' ridiculous!
<+Alan_Hicks> These panty-clad Mama's boys need their testicles to drop already and quit fuckin' calling every simple damned bug in some userland utility a vulnerability!
<+Alan_Hicks> Oooooh! I made file crash by passing it a crazy ass file with a shitty libmagic library and it just sat there and ran and ran and ran until I killed it. That's a DOS! Some body might use file on their webserver or something! This is critical! We need a CVE for it! Mommy will be so proud! Maybe she'll fondle me when we get in bed together!
No dip shit! You did something stupid and the utility didn't respond. If some other dipshit decides to do something stupid by exposing his userland utilities to the net at large, that dip shit should suffer the consequences!
<+Alan_Hicks> Get your Mama's nipple out of your mouth, wipe the colostrum off your lips, and rub both your brain cells together until you get a spark!
<+Alan_Hicks> But no, instead you've gotta show the world how 1337 you are by finding this bug, so instead of just quietly submitting a fix upstream, you gotta go out and get a CVE so the world recognizes how special and smart you are. Meanwhile your underwear is full of shit stains, wax is oozing out of your ear, and your micropenis is twisted up like a pretzel.
<+Alan_Hicks> Next time, instead of submitting a vulnerability report, learn to wipe your ass, clean the wax from your ears with a q-tip, and cut your cock off with a knife so you win the Darwin Award and actually contribute something of use to humanity!
<+Alan_Hicks> Your honor the prosecution rests.
<+Alan_Hicks> This whole thing is going on noobfarm isn't it?

#2708   + (1) -       Added: Thu, 06 Feb 2014 16:01:00 UTC

<Fatalnix> What's a table? is that some sort of HTML virus?

#2707   + (1) -       Added: Mon, 13 Jan 2014 00:06:53 UTC

+antiwire  ╡ testing NUT...my system might shut itself down soon
+theborger ╡ like we are that lucky
antiwire (~antiwire@unaffiliated/antiwire) has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
+theborger ╡ maybe there is a god
+MLanden   ╡ $DEITY wants {to shut down} antiwire's nuts? hmm >.<

#2706   + (3) -       Added: Thu, 02 Jan 2014 14:33:21 UTC

< Darth_Slack> If you want to do something constructive for the Slackware community, please... go troll #ubuntu

#2705   + (4) -       Added: Wed, 18 Dec 2013 14:16:40 UTC

<@surrounder> french videos games are really easy, you only have to surrender

#2704   + (3) -       Added: Wed, 18 Dec 2013 13:01:47 UTC

WildWizard: a bridge will only forward a packet if it is .... a broadcast packet .... if it doesn't know where the destination device is .... if it does and it's on the other side
Skywise: network is layer 3 dude
WildWizard: lol you have no idea
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