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#2847   + (0) -       Added: Fri, 12 Feb 2016 05:29:56 UTC

<Alan> I'm glad that I'm not there [noobfarm]

#2846   + (0) -       Added: Fri, 12 Feb 2016 05:29:14 UTC

<maldridge> you know, searching for "ninjabox" on noobfarm really puts my mind at ease about some of the things I've said on irc

#2844   + (1) -       Added: Thu, 11 Feb 2016 19:50:43 UTC

<@gycon> puts hand on the wall while having a piss
<@gycon> notices giant spider
<@gycon> doesn't spill a drop
<@gycon> legend

#2843   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 11 Feb 2016 18:45:15 UTC

Talking about OpenStack:

<maldridge> Vaelatern: there's a handy 400 page guide for that
<Vaelatern> 400 page guide. For each service.
<MajObviousman> you really only have to read the back 385 pages of it though

#2839   + (0) -       Added: Wed, 03 Feb 2016 20:32:03 UTC

<tyork> I need some of your help, guys :x
<tyork> I need to find a way to get some grip on carpet, specifically for my racing pedals. I'm thinking of mounting the pedals to a thin peice of plexiglass that would have some magical grippy thing on the underside
<MajObviousman> I know where we can hide the body
<MajObviousman> --... oh
* MajObviousman neverminds

#2838   + (1) -       Added: Mon, 01 Feb 2016 23:28:53 UTC

<MajObviousman> fucking piece of worthless arrogant spittlesucking arselicking vomit breathing piece of shit vcenter LOG ME THE FUCK IN ALREADY
<MajObviousman> ... that actually worked

#2837   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 14 Jan 2016 03:54:36 UTC

< ferdna> but it still lets me login with root
< ferdna> yes the whole machine
< rworkman> You have an ssh key that gets used to log in?
< ferdna> dont thinkso
< rworkman> ferdna: paste your sshd_config somewhere
< ferdna> rworkman, its empty except for two lines... PermitRootLogin and Protocol 2
< rworkman> ummmm
< rworkman> It's EMPTY?
< rworkman> ferdna: how did that happen?
< ferdna> hmm... yes... everything is commented out... it has the default text in it
< rworkman> ferdna: paste the whole thing somewhere.
< ferdna> rworkman, seriously... its the instructions and they are commented... no need to post that...
< ferdna> all i did was add those two lines
< rworkman> ferdna: okay. Good luck.

#2836   + (0) -       Added: Mon, 04 Jan 2016 05:51:26 UTC

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] +        rob0: ssh
]        thumbs: rob0: THANKS
] +        rob0: yw
] +    rworkman: haha

#2835   + (0) -       Added: Sat, 26 Dec 2015 23:47:30 UTC

<FatalNIX> I poop out perfect perl code in my sleep

#2834   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 17 Dec 2015 02:00:11 UTC

< MajObviousman> `open?
< Amanda> And by bullshit I mean "talks of a relevant subject matter"
* MajObviousman glares at hanging `
< MajObviousman> WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY INPUT BUFFER
< Amanda> ` you
< MajObviousman> ` you too
< Amanda> ` a `
< MajObviousman> ... wow
< Amanda> ` is now my new four letter word
< MajObviousman> do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
< Amanda> ALL of the four letter words
< Amanda> Yes I do
< Amanda> In her `
< MajObviousman> oh geez
< Amanda> It's going to be a good night

#2833   + (-1) -       Added: Tue, 08 Dec 2015 20:20:52 UTC

[In a conversation discussing https://github.com/apple/swift/pull/165/]

< ninjabox> I absolutely get the sensitivity issue.. but how bout this.  If we never let black people into IT maybe this wouldn't have been a problem.

#2832   + (4) -       Added: Mon, 07 Dec 2015 23:48:46 UTC

< rhynn> i give as good as i get
< rhynn> tit for tat
* sodomy gives tats... now give me titties :)

#2831   + (6) -       Added: Mon, 23 Nov 2015 18:48:51 UTC

<+ubuntuguru> AaronBallman: can you create the missing c+ programming language for us?
<+AaronBallman> that smells like a parsing error to me. ;-)

#2830   + (0) -       Added: Sat, 21 Nov 2015 21:05:24 UTC

<rj> personal trouble? i've been dodging some of those, been able to improve thus far
<gry> yea
<gry> just like banking, there are two kinds of touble: personal and business
<rj> lol

#2829   + (-1) -       Added: Sun, 15 Nov 2015 05:26:08 UTC

( nooper2) cs:go is horrible, if you leave voice enabled
( aceofspades19) your mom is horrible if you leave her voice enabled
( nooper2) you don't even know how much i agree with you

#2828   + (1) -       Added: Fri, 13 Nov 2015 04:03:04 UTC

<anunnaki> hello i created a channel a while back.. i was the main operator i guess you can say.. i made my 2 friends ops, however i forgot the commands to make myself op.. i tried /oper <my nick> which then asked me for a pw. but seems i forgot my pw. is there any way to retrieve the pw?

#2827   + (3) -       Added: Wed, 11 Nov 2015 14:30:43 UTC

< Dominian> @rimv sodomy
<@AgentSlackoff> <sodomy> theborger: Rubber hanging out my arse?  WTF is wrong with you - you know I go bareback. in my vagina.
< Dominian> ok... I'm not using that command EVER again...
< rob0> haha
< kirk> *facedesk*
< misspwn> lel

#2826   + (1) -       Added: Fri, 06 Nov 2015 04:22:28 UTC

<smokeyj> What methods are used to handle dos problems?
<annihilannic> Emphatic statement!
<smokeyj> ddos
<Dagmar> Prayer.
<dolemite_> cloudfare.com
<Dagmar> Patience.
<Dagmar> ...and Architecture.
<smokeyj> I read the book and I just didnt see a solution
<annihilannic> Preparation!
<qman__> Null routes from your upstream providers
<Dagmar> Well, that would really fall under Architecture.

#2824   + (1) -       Added: Thu, 05 Nov 2015 20:25:14 UTC

<cyph3x> awesome is straight sexy man, you should check it out.

#2823   + (2) -       Added: Thu, 05 Nov 2015 20:07:27 UTC

<dolemite_> dStruct, well arch is bleeding edge, isn't it?
<dStruct> dolemite_: Arch is just bleeding.. period (no pun intended)
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