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#2770   + (0) -       Added: Wed, 28 Jan 2015 08:03:02 UTC

<`Eddie|Mac> yes english is pretty much y native lungs
<`Eddie|Mac> native language

#2769   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 11:46:03 UTC

«+     wizzoid» An  SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer

#2767   + (0) -       Added: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 01:14:33 UTC

< Cano> I'm developing open source dildo
< Cano> some dude from Japan just bought 10 of those from me

#2766   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 03:46:58 UTC

<Upstand> is this a dating network?
<T_D_H> yes
-*- T_D_H takes off his robe and wizards hat
<-- Upstand has left #help
<zi> i think you're supposed to put those on
<T_D_H> this is the brazzers version

#2765   + (1) -       Added: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 06:05:52 UTC

maldridge   | socket wrench xkcd?                                                                      
        drijen  | maldridge: hit a guy with a socket wrench, they vend passwords                            
      maldridge | ah, right                                                                                
  MajObviousman | excellent choice of word: vend                                                            
         drijen | right?                                                                                    
              * | drijen is smarter than everyone on irc makes him out to be :/                            
      maldridge | you would still be hard pressed to find that wrench for $5                              
         drijen | maldridge: if it makes it feel better, i would beat you with the most expensive, nicest  
                | wrench i could find                                                                      
      maldridge | you're in luck, its on sale:
                | 0005LDFN?gclid=CjwKEAiAoJmlBRCxjKeizPHVs1ESJAC6cxjUOS9cIO_a89cK7ly7UqHZUesR5ENPgoPTVcIVYW
                | w1zRoCwzLw_wcB

#2763   + (1) -       Added: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 01:19:15 UTC

theborger> i wish someone would cut your fucking hands off.
<theborger> then all of us could have a good day in here.
<wigums> but then youd be stuck having to jack me off all the time
<wigums> you do it now because you like it, but i dont want jacking me off to become like a job you HAVE to do
<wigums> then you wouldnt enjoy it as much

#2762   + (0) -       Added: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 21:29:36 UTC

+wigums | *** pterodactyls ***
     * | hitest runs
     * | hitest tosses a beer over his shoulder to wigums as he sprints away
+wigums | mmm beer
+wigums | heh, little did you know beer is a natural pterodactyl repellant
+hitest | good to know
     * | hitest returns with a keg
+wigums | lol
+hitest | :)
+wigums | think about it, every drunk has seen a purple / green / yellow / pink pterodactyl or elephant or whatever, but not a SINGLE drunk has EVER been eaten by one

#2758   + (1) -       Added: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 06:18:25 UTC

<farrioth> k2gremlin: Don't worry. Regular expressions are really handy though, so read up on them next time you're bored :p
<Gorroth> be bored!  regex is great
<Gorroth> although, looking at someone else's regex can be kind of horrid
<Gorroth> then again, looking at your own regex after a long time can feel the same way
<farrioth> Gorroth: sed '/^#/!d;s/^##//g;s/^#\(.*\)\[.*\]\[.*\]*/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*id=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^#\(.*\)/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*id=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^\.\(.*\)/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\s+.*class=.?\1.*>.*<\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^a\[\(.*\)\]/s@<a.*\1.*>.*<\/a>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)\.\(.*\)\[.*\]\[.*\]*/s@<\1.*class=.?\2.*>.*<\/\1>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)#\(.*\):.*[:[^:]]*[^:]*/s@<\1.*id=.?\2.*>.*<\/\1>@@g/g;s/^\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\)#\(.*\)/s
<gry> :o
<farrioth> I just came across that one in the wild...
<ForTheWin> ???
<k2gremlin> wtf?

#2757   + (0) -       Added: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 17:53:36 UTC

(+ Beebz) I'm also comfortable twerking it

#2756   + (4) -       Added: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 16:09:19 UTC

+wizzoid | I only played the sims once.. that was enough for me.  I had to read thenewspaper to find a job.. and did that.  then I had to get a ride to work.. did that. then I set the clock to get up in time to shower and eat before work.. did that. Then I made the mistake of microwaving my breakfast twice out of boredome and my house burned down because I hadn't done the 'cooking training'.  So I sat there with my house engulfed in flames as my ride for work was out fromt blowing the horn to pick me up.
+wizzoid | why would I play a game for that kinda stress? I can get that in RL

#2755   + (1) -       Added: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 16:15:55 UTC


#2754   + (1) -       Added: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 14:27:15 UTC

< Hedgework> Trout are NOT as durable bludgeoning tools as one might expect.

#2753   + (0) -       Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 20:59:06 UTC

<+Slackology> I would suck lime flavored jello from mispwns belly button... just for the record.
<+wiglet> id eat the corn out of her shit

#2752   + (7) -       Added: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 18:26:33 UTC

<wiglet> hell, i fap enough to power the entire eastern seaboard

#2751   + (5) -       Added: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 06:14:18 UTC

<nanicoar> :<
<nanicoar> sshd started up with PID 1337.
<nanicoar> This makes me uncomfortable.

#2750   + (3) -       Added: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 10:37:46 UTC

+BP{k} | Vidi, Vespa, Vesa ... I came, saw a scooter, bought it

#2749   + (2) -       Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 00:32:05 UTC

«          thi» hi guys, hi  higor
«          thi» I could not put the EhactoraFive and othres in cacus
«          thi» FilterCode="Ehac
«          thi» MapFilters[10]=Ehac Ehac-*
«          thi» what's the secret to running?
«@       g0v» walk fast

#2747   + (0) -       Added: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 03:39:39 UTC

< mishehu> I am my own worst segfault.

#2746   + (1) -       Added: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 22:58:09 UTC

«+majorsecurit» we asked my mom to cut our cat's nails earlier this week, then today my gf freaks out and thinks my mom is going to hurt our cat when my mom has been cutting cat nails for 20+ years
«+   theborger» majorsecurity: time to get rid of here, and find a new one
«+       tiddy» majorsecurity, the lesson to be learned is never trust your mom with your gf's pussy

#2745   + (5) -       Added: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 06:53:57 UTC

"Talking about Token Ring Networks"

+misspwn | it's like jehovas theborger                                                                                                
+theborger | misspwn: yes YES god damn Jehovas                                                                                              
+theborger | those God Damn knock on your door on a sunday at 8am. when i am trying to get my fucking dick unstuck from something
+majorsecurity | theborger: I could actually imagine that happening      
+theborger | and you open the door and there like OMFG you got a Hamster stuck on your dick                                                
+theborger | and i say, Fuck you Jehovas, knocking on my door at 8am                                                                      
+theborger | so i jerk off and shot the hamster off my dick. making it land in the Jahovas face                                          
+theborger | and that sums up a Token ring. Ok class read pages 99 to 203. have a good study night
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