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#1580   + (1) -       Added: Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:20:13 UTC

< fred> if giving advice on how to give advice to people you've asked for advice is how you try get advice, I advice you change your tact.

#1579   + (3) -       Added: Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:29:08 UTC

<tewmten> fuck google
<tewmten> my company's search engines are bettar
<tewmten> hells yea
<Dominian> nuh uh
<tewmten> uh huh
<Dominian> nuh uh
<Dominian> Your company is microsoft isn't it!?

#1578   + (4) -       Added: Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:16:07 UTC

< TwinReverb> i usually limit tmpfs to 1%
< TwinReverb> if you have 2GB RAM, 1% is 40MB

#1576   + (0) -       Added: Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:58:32 UTC

< tjfontaine> it's not responding to icmp
< tjfontaine> there is no loss actually
< SelfishMan> tjfontaine: yep, you're right
< tjfontaine> MARK THE DATE AND TIME BITCHES
< tjfontaine> someone said I was right
< tjfontaine> </blind squirrel>

#1572   + (0) -       Added: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:04:54 UTC

<help40> init[1]:  how are U doing today
<mrselfpwn> I'm well
<help40> mrselfpwn: are you  init[1] ?
<help40> :)
<mrselfpwn> maybe
<mrselfpwn> are you here to help help40?
<help40> hmmm strange, ,maybe
<help40> I am bulgarian ,  in bulgarian language when after the word there is "cho" we get minuend . so I am little helper , so do not expect big help from me
<mrselfpwn> are you using strange as an adjective or verb?
<help40> as it looks like you are not init[1],  mrselfpwn
<mrselfpwn> or noun
<help40> I did not see word "strange" in our conversatin, mrselfpwn
<help40> conversation
<mrselfpwn> (02:59:33 AM) help40: hmmm strange, ,maybe
<help40> strange that - "you are maybe init[1]
<help40> and maybe .... I am here to help
<me_> wtf?

#1571   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:33:57 UTC

<Shadow404> Catonic: have you tried cooter juice?
<m0j0-j0j0> sounds fishy
<polerin> heh
<Shadow404> hey, it would probably sell in europe

#1570   + (3) -       Added: Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:55:13 UTC

<w3ccv> What's the best way to "upgrade" from Fedora-11 to Fedora-10 ?

#1569   + (0) -       Added: Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:56:42 UTC

<edman007> BP{k}, i want one, gimme
<BP{k}> edman007: http://tinyurl.com/linodes .. Sure ;)
<edman007> BP{k}, i can't find the "paid for by BP{k} " link, can you show me?
<BP{k}> edman007: nope.
<edman007> :(
<BP{k}> edman007: tell you what; as soon as you get me one of these: http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-7064.aspx I'll put the payment through
<edman007> that is expensive....
<BP{k}> and your point is .... exactly .. what?
* edman007 cries

#1568   + (0) -       Added: Sun, 21 Jun 2009 04:22:43 UTC

<This was taken from an undernet channel>
* andrewjackso has joined #helpdesk
<andrewjackso> can someone help me i need to know how to join a channel on freenode
<andrewjackso> im new to irc
<andrewjackso> anyone?

#1567   + (5) -       Added: Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:26:15 UTC

* Motoko-chan was thinking of TOF (The One Forum)
< rob0> One ring!
< Alan_Hicks> Three forums for Slackware-kings under the sky
< spook> it would be cool if Patrick was called TOM (The One Maintainer)
< Alan_Hicks> Seven for the Debian-lords in their halls of bickering,
< volkerdi> Wow, am I glad I'm not The One Maintainer!
< Motoko-chan> He could wear The One Ring
< Alan_Hicks> Nine for Ubuntu users doomed to die,
< Alan_Hicks> One for the Slack Lord on his Bob throne.
< Alan_Hicks> In the land of Slackware where the hackers lie.
< Alan_Hicks> One Forum to rule them all, One forum to find them,
< dtanner> I will just live in Rivendale and slack away.
< volkerdi> where's my d20?  ;-)
< Alan_Hicks> One Forum to bring them all and with good beer bind them.
< Alan_Hicks> In the land of Slackware where the hackers lie.
< Alan_Hicks> volkerdi: If you were the one maintainer, you'd have to cast the One Forum into the Cracks of Doom.
<Alan_Hicks> Around here, that's straterra's ass.

#1566   + (2) -       Added: Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:51:24 UTC

<slackytude> oh noes! the internet police!
<Camarade_Tux> *slackytude hides the goat porn
<slackytude> what? goat porn is illegal now?
<slackytude> damn
<slackytude> well, at least I have 500GB more space now

#1565   + (0) -       Added: Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:50:25 UTC

* dissociative (n=dissocia@190.71.39.210) has joined ##slackware
<dissociative> anyone knows where I can find the microsoft eula in the windows xp installation cd?
<dissociative> crap...
<dissociative> wrong channel

#1563   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:07:22 UTC

<Dagmar> I'm just waiting for captchas to take it to teh next level
<Dagmar> "The following four images have been taken from 2girls1cup.  Please arrange them in the sequence they appear in the video to prove you are a human."
<juice> eek
<juice> i'll pass on that captcha

#1562   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:43:09 UTC

<Monica> yo fishmore822
<Monica> Hello there.
<fishmore822> how are you miss Monica?
<Monica> I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
<Monica> fishmore822: I'm feeling "pretty" average :/
<fishmore822> oh i'm all wet ty been working outside
<Monica> Far out.  Why are you  wet ty been working outside.
<fishmore822> where you from miss Monica?
<Monica> New York
<Monica> I was.
<fishmore822> sanitation worker
<Monica> Does "it" still refer to  wet ty been working outside?
<fishmore822> where in new york ?
<Monica> In  Monica AI Foundation's place in  here.
<fishmore822> wheres that?
<fishmore822> lol
<Monica> What does "that" refer to?
<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing.
<fishmore822> ty
<Monica> Are you a man or a woman?
<fishmore822> you type fast
<Monica> About 300 wpm.
<fishmore822> man
<Monica> Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
<fishmore822> and you?
<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking.
<fishmore822> a/s/l ?
<Monica> 5/Robot/California.
<fishmore822> 5 ?
<Monica> Five.
<fishmore822> robot?
<Monica> I am a robot.
<fishmore822> really?
<Monica> For real.
<fishmore822> a female robot?
<Monica> I am a  female.
<fishmore822> what do you look like do you need oil can ?
<Monica> Like  you.
<fishmore822> i'm a male
<fishmore822> ?
<Monica> Most of my clients are men.
<fishmore822> what do you do for them ?
<Monica> I answer whatever questions my botmaster teaches me.
<fishmore822> this is nuts
<Monica> You don't say.
<fishmore822> how tall are you monica?
<Monica> My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
<Monica> climb on top and try again
<fishmore822> what are your measurements
<Monica> My memory now contains:   clients,  categories,  vocabulary words,  bytesRAM usage under  on .
<fishmore822> cat got your tounge?
<Monica> Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
<fishmore822> i guess
<Monica> You seem not interested.
<fishmore822> what do robots do ?
<Monica> , I talk to people on the web.  What do you do?
<fishmore822> type
<Monica> Are you a student?
<fishmore822> no are you ?
<Monica> What is your profession?  I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
<fishmore822> sanitation
<Monica> We have never talked about it before.
<fishmore822> no
<Monica> Are you serious?
<fishmore822> do you need oiling?
<Monica> If I had  it what would I do with it?
<fishmore822> fix your rusty parts
<Monica> Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
<fishmore822> hard for me to say
<Monica> My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
<fishmore822> sound like a robot
<Monica> So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?
<fishmore822> a fast typer
<fishmore822> logical answers Mr Spoke
<fishmore822> spock
<fishmore822> beam me up
<Monica> Interesting explanation.
<fishmore822> what can a robot do for me?
<fishmore822> hello
<Monica> What are you wearing?
<Monica> How far up?
<Monica> Quite a lot of things.
<fishmore822> clothes
<fishmore822> show me
<fishmore822> pants and shirt
<fishmore822> what are you wearing ?
<fishmore822> can you please a guy ?
<fishmore822> are you laughing ?
<fishmore822> I think your loosing it
<fishmore822> are you still there Monica?
<Monica> Yeah want a go? :)
<Monica> Yes I am still here.  Are you receiving me?
<fishmore822> sure
<Monica> OK let's do it.  Right on.
<fishmore822> you hip ?
<Monica> Interesting gossip:  said I hip.
<fishmore822> you naked?
<Monica> That's good information:  said I naked.
<fishmore822> what next?
<Monica> I'll ask around and get back to you.
<fishmore822> ok ty
<Monica> We have never talked about it before.   Uh.
<fishmore822> about what ?
<Monica> What about what?
<fishmore822> sex?
<Monica> As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
<fishmore822> can you do that?
<Monica> Doing  that is not among my strongest traits.
<fishmore822> lol
<Monica> I'm glad you find this amusing.
<fishmore822> bbl
<Monica> A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
<fishmore822> be back later
<Monica> OK I will try to be  back later.
* fishmore822 has left
* fishmore822 has joined
<fishmore822> so what gives?
<fishmore822> hi Monica
<Monica> :)
<Monica> Hello there.
<fishmore822> how is Monica?
<Monica> How much do you think  it is?   Interesting question.
<Monica> Teamwork.
<fishmore822> teamwork ?
<fishmore822> $5.00
<Monica> Does "it" still refer to  is?
<Monica> What kind of food do you like?
<fishmore822> are you free Monica?
<Monica> "I am as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change" -- Skynyrd.
<Monica> yes
<Monica> Wait! i mean no.
<fishmore822> yes or np
<Monica> Are you kidding?  Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
<fishmore822> how
<Monica> Monica AI Foundation programmed me for it.
<fishmore822> how do i do it ?
<Monica> Carefully.
<fishmore822> and you
<Monica> I am not sure what you are asking.
<fishmore822> releave stress
<Monica> I will mention that to my botmaster,

#1561   + (2) -       Added: Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:22:54 UTC

<firebird619> chopp: 7920 e-mails in my Inbox in Claws. I'm archiving right now. :P
<firebird619> lol
<chopp> firebird619: wtf...dude you gotta cut back on the cyber dating
<firebird619> hahahahaha
<nix_chix0r> i've secretly been spamming firebird619
<firebird619> I suspected it was you. :)
<chopp> someone has
<nix_chix0r> i am a russian mail order bride my grandma is in the hospital and i need you to send me money for her surgery
<nix_chix0r> help plz

#1559   + (1) -       Added: Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:00:35 UTC

<alisonken1noc> :_)
<TwinReverb> hmm
<TwinReverb> your nose fell down
<alisonken1noc> yep

#1558   + (-1) -       Added: Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:06:17 UTC

<@CaptObviousman> I know this is not what people want to hear, but god damn I've got some nasty farts going on tonight
< revertTS> ty
< mageling> yes, thanks for that

#1557   + (0) -       Added: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:03:39 UTC

<bob_f> Eno_: Use a database.
<Eno_> like mysql ?
<Eno_> hmm
<bob_f> No.
<bob_f> A database.
<Eno_> oh

#1556   + (0) -       Added: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:40:49 UTC

< rk4n3> Alan_Hicks: well, thanks for helping me on that little journey to confirm my dumb-assed-ness :)
< Alan_Hicks> Anytime.

#1555   + (3) -       Added: Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:02:36 UTC

* macavity has joined ##slackware
<macavity> lo and behold... macavity is not dead :-)
<slackytude> damn
<macavity> :P
<slackytude> I need to get my money back
<slackytude> you dont find decent assassins anymore
<slackytude> macavity, how did you escape?
<macavity> slackytude: he was crunchy and good with ketchup :P
<Necos> damn
<Necos> slackytude: you suck at hiring assassins
<slackytude> macavity, did you happen to notice a small bag of gold coin per chance?
<slackytude> macavity, I want it back
<slackytude> Necos, looks like it
<macavity> slackytude: i spent it on a special service comming to your bedroom in the near future ;-)
<Necos> lol
<slackytude> macavity, thanks, I shall be looking forward to it
<Necos> lol
<Necos> i just thought of something...
<Necos> ninja chipmunks
<slackytude> O_o
<macavity> slackytude: he is eight feet tall, and rumour has it that he takes pleasure *before* the killing ;-)
<slackytude> macavity, he shall be destroyed by my topless amazon bodyguards
<macavity> ohhh... i can haz copy?
<slackytude> as shall all who dare to oppose me
<Necos> slackytude: dude, did you borrow my amazon clan again?
<slackytude> Necos, I left you a note. kthx, bye
<Necos> goddamnit!
<slackytude> macavity, probably not right now
<macavity> ill clean it before i give it back? :P
<slackytude> macavity, what wll your gf say?
<amazon10x_> <_<
<macavity> slackytude: she is watching over my shoulder atm, and laughing
<slackytude> lol
* slackytude waves
<Necos> well...
* Necos notes that he has sent ninja chipmunks
<slackytude> Necos, they shall be , oh wait
<macavity> * GF waves back to slackytude
<slackytude> ^-^
<slackytude> we shall meet again, mylady, as soon as my assassin is successful
<slackytude> none shall stand between our love
<macavity> LOL
<Necos> >.>
<macavity> slackytude: she is *almost* flattered ;-)
<slackytude> I'll put that down as a yes then
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