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#2796   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 21 May 2015 17:24:39 UTC

<MajObviousman> it has dual NICs
<MajObviousman> not teamed
<MajObviousman> scuse me, two dual NICs
<MajObviousman> a dual 10gb SFP+ and a dual onboard 1gb
<MajObviousman> interesting. When I go to set up nic teaming, the second 10g          doesn't show up. Even though nic list shows both are connected
<Kellin> obviously then you should fire the NIC for not being a team player
<MajObviousman> ...
<MajObviousman> get out
<Kellin> =D

#2795   + (0) -       Added: Mon, 11 May 2015 09:45:41 UTC

<test-gott> hey did someone install bind9 and uses it ?
<codehotter> test-gott: if someone replies 'yes', then it becomes socially difficult to ignore you afterwards.

#2794   + (3) -       Added: Sun, 26 Apr 2015 08:26:52 UTC

* | Beebz is watching Bill Bailey Qualmpeddler and pissing himself laughing.
+BP{k} | Beebz: beats having to do work :)
+Beebz | BP{k}, ahh, work's ok, too... a good balance is required, though
+BP{k} | Beebz: hah absolutely. :) lucky it's only checking a few sites to see if apache hasn't strung itself up in an autoreotical type of way. :)
+Beebz | BP{k}, ... which is a real problem with apache :D
+BP{k} | Beebz: Absolutely :)
+Beebz | it was self-pleasuring itself with a php plugin
+BP{k} | haha
+BP{k} | in some kind of freak erotic albanian horror sex play with mysql?
+Beebz | it was using a mysql ballgag, indeed

#2793   + (5) -       Added: Thu, 23 Apr 2015 13:21:05 UTC

yorickpeterse | 4
yorickpeterse | woops
jhass | I've seen better passwords

#2792   + (0) -       Added: Tue, 21 Apr 2015 16:37:14 UTC

»»» ubuntuguru!sid72676@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-shqegjnoqejnwfio
«   ubuntuguru» sodomy: everyone hates you...
           ««« ubuntuguru!sid72676@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-shqegjnoqejnwfio [part]

#2791   + (0) -       Added: Tue, 21 Apr 2015 14:39:37 UTC

< Peng> You need a robot to help you make decisions, MajObviousman.
< Peng> And to help you remember things.
< MajObviousman> I need a robot to help me make decisions
< MajObviousman> but I forget why
< jasonm> You need a robot to help you with brewing more quality beer
< MajObviousman> oh right!
< MajObviousman> I forgot all about that

#2790   + (4) -       Added: Tue, 21 Apr 2015 13:18:10 UTC

<GreyGhost1796> does anyone know how to make a password invisible while typing it in to identify my nick?
<GreyGhost1796> weechat
<Dominian> close your eyes
<mxtm> lol

#2788   + (0) -       Added: Sun, 12 Apr 2015 22:29:54 UTC

rob0, TommyC, easy, right hand slid one key toward the left.

firebird, rob0, not everyone uses both hands to type.... take wigums for example, he types with his nose.... theborger types with a pencil in his mouth (but he puts it in backwards) ;)

majorsecurity, I'm pretty theborger types with his dick

#2787   + (3) -       Added: Sun, 12 Apr 2015 03:01:07 UTC

<karl> Transparent terminals are like clear glass toilets.  They sound like a good idea until you use them.

#2786   + (1) -       Added: Fri, 10 Apr 2015 21:07:00 UTC

< MajObviousman> I just tried to draw a one-line ASCII hammer, but it ended up looking like a penis
< MajObviousman> I'm so ashamed

#2785   + (-1) -       Added: Fri, 10 Apr 2015 19:57:51 UTC

sodomy, I bet there's some good shit in there that doesn't get seen very often.                                                                                              
theborger, sodomy: in your pants?

theborger, no one has been in sodomy pants for 20 years.                                                                              

theborger, that person was his mom, she quickly super glued them on.

#2784   + (2) -       Added: Fri, 10 Apr 2015 17:08:24 UTC

wigums, lol we were playing round up out in the woods once and my buddy had to take a shit so we gave him poison oak to wipe his ass with.
wigums, poor kid, got it all on his ass dick and balls

#2783   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2015 12:16:03 UTC

<+Beebz> Vidi, vici, veni - I saw, I conquered, I came
<+sodomy> Beebz: I'm pretty sure in your case it's: Vidi, vici, veni cito  :)
[Translation: I saw, I conquered, I came quickly]

#2782   + (3) -       Added: Wed, 08 Apr 2015 20:43:13 UTC

<+tomaw> I bought a new rub
<+tomaw> err, rug
<@Dominian> lol

#2781   + (1) -       Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2015 11:17:34 UTC

<bob> When I have money, I shall :p
<lyrg> yes, yes, that thing... like they say in russian proverb, take a small thing from everyone, and a naked one will have a t-shirt
<bob> Ha nice one
<lyrg> thing .. forgot the word.. what do you use with a needle? one that thing from everyone
<bob> Syringe?
<lyrg> no
<bob> Thread?
<lyrg> LOL
<lyrg> ye
<lyrg> s

#2780   + (4) -       Added: Mon, 02 Mar 2015 20:25:39 UTC

<+FatalNIX> I'm a pretty lore princess

#2779   + (3) -       Added: Thu, 26 Feb 2015 15:48:18 UTC

< felixjet> does linode accept adult content?
< MajObviousman> as payment?
< buhman> ^ yes
< felixjet> as payment?
< MajObviousman> kinda hard to mail sex
<@caker> heh

#2778   + (3) -       Added: Mon, 23 Feb 2015 23:41:23 UTC

<+wigums> cant find the fucking cigarette i just made so i made another, when i went to put it in my mouth i found the original cigarette
<+sodomy> It wouldn't be the first time wigums has had 2 fags in his mouth.

#2777   + (3) -       Added: Mon, 23 Feb 2015 22:18:26 UTC

«+Beebz» "When two people kiss they create a long tube with assholes on both ends."

#2775   + (0) -       Added: Sun, 22 Feb 2015 22:40:24 UTC

<        ryuo>| Workster, it has risen!
* ryuo faints.
<@   Workster>| hah
<    nogagplz>| gonna need more context than that
<    nogagplz>| for all we know yoy just got hard then fainted from lack of blood to the brain
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