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#2190
Added: 2020-11-17
<Vaelatern> anandtech's look at the A14/M1 was excellent
<Vaelatern> I'm slowly learning to identify die pictures without annotations
<ahesford> I can identify a picture of a die without annotations
<ahesford> identifying the components therein, not so much

#2189
Added: 2020-11-05
16:49 <maldridge> the fact that your dad jokes have reached the low effort level of being literally phoned in...
16:50 <trmg> I mean, the initial prep for the ability to to this was high I'd like to think.
16:50 <trmg> I had to pull cable and shit.

#2188
Added: 2020-11-05
15:16 <leah2> System.IO.IOException: No space left on device
15:16 <leah2> LOL
15:16 <leah2> the true void experience

#2187
Added: 2020-10-31
< Urchlay> C is like Latin, kind of. Many other languages are descended from it, or borrow from it. Except it's not dead like Latin is.
< wgreenhouse> Urchlay: if C is Latin, does that make kernel hackers catholic priests? :P
< Tadgy> wgreenhouse: I can't remember the last time I was mollested by a kernel developer :)

#2186
Added: 2020-10-28
In #gentoo-chat while talking about the banking system:
19:23 <joecool> instead of engaging in terrorism and child trafficking like most major banks are all about
19:23 <steeznson> joecool: I'm working in marketing right now so terrorism sounds like a step up

#2185
Added: 2020-10-25
<maldridge> if there is such a thing as cooked data, that data has been finely aged, sous vide'd, seasoned with imported spices, and then served by iron chef morimoto
<maldridge> and then thrown out and replaced with a burger from burger king

#2184
Added: 2020-10-13
<+phy1729> I mean I don't think my relationship with Cthulhu is secret.

#2183
Added: 2020-10-13
<maldridge> have you considered there might be a good reason terraform doesn't let you do this
<+phy1729> No. It shall be bent to my will.

#2182
Added: 2020-10-09
<m_wynn> Did you see PHP 7.4 came out?
<m_wynn> You can no longer treat a boolean like an array and get an empty string out

#2181
Added: 2020-09-25
<1> on an extreme level Israel does this with missiles
<1> their version of no-knock is to drop a GPU onto your house
<2> 1: AMD or Nvidia?

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