<datacide> Skywise, What do you think of this return? http://pastebin.com/XH1rurPM
<mark_peters> datacide: Do you think it looks ok?
<Skywise> well since you asked, i'll t ake a look
<datacide> mark_peters, This is not psychology, this is Slackware, that's why I'm asking these guys
<Skywise> i would say the software is saying no fuckin way can i open this here file
<tem-> ^
<mark_peters> It gives multiple errors and says "period." at the end of them.
<tem-> its saying its not a zip file lol
<mark_peters> I would say that probably means what Skywise said lol.

<@Murdog> PENIS
<@Murdog> WANGS
<@Murdog> DICKS
<@Murdog> COCKS
<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
<@Murdog> SHLONGS
<@The_prospector> WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
<@Murdog> BELLENDS
< Man> you boys making your Christmas wishlist this early?

Roin; I did all my homework today
Stoo; Roin: then I guess you can go out and play then

< raz_> what is `ip` command used for ?
< Tadgy> ip = invoke pixies.
< Tadgy> They handle all the networking magic.

< CaptainArf> duke
< CaptainArf> why doesn't it loop!
< CaptainArf> curses
< CaptainArf> doesnt*
< Man> did you just correct yourself to be grammatically incorrect?

d4wnr4z0r: nah, I'm not expert - I can't remember the last time I was laid.
d4wnr4z0r: only that it was a lot of years ago
Tadgy: Tell me about it.
Tadgy: My dick has atrophied.

<+XGizzmo> Sometimes I think trying to secure firefox is like trying to make a screen door watertight.

<+WhiteWolf1776> but Alan_Hicks ... I have to kinda disagree with the openbsd thing... linux is finally getting some recognition from steam, humble bundle, etc... now move to an even smaller base that has never had a desktop presence?  nah
<+Alan_Hicks> WhiteWolf1776: And if Linux ends up being a mish-mash of non-UNIX ideas all that recognition will be for naught because it will have forgotten its roots, and like a wide-eyed innocent country girl who moves to the big city to make it in show business, before long we'll find Slackware forced to turn tricks in a back alley to support its meth addiction.

<+aceofspades19> lol the fuckin lion in the MGM thing scared the shit out of me just now

* troii has joined ##security
<troii>  /msg nickserv IDENTIFY troii123412

(+Soul_keeper) didn't notice untill the bastard was in my mouth

<KaMii> does anything live in arizona?
<wswhitney> Sand.

KaMii │ myan apocolypse already happened
       KaMii │ they forgot to calculate leap years
WhiteWolf1776 │ yea KaMii ... you showed up
WhiteWolf1776 │ but that only killed the channel ;)

<Alan_Hicks> Much as I like beer, beer can't cook. Women may grow old, but they can still put out, beer that gets old is just plain bad. Beer will keep you hydrated, but so will a woman once you get the kid weaned.

<+Alan_Hicks> I am in the wrong line of work. $25 for a shot of horse cum? I could make a fuckin' killin'.

<mancha> what kind of time losses/gains do you all experience in a 24 hour period?
<Skywise> depends on how much i drink

<mancha> oh, well then. all is solved.
<d4wnr4z0r> yup.
<d4wnr4z0r> except the collateral bunched-up panties, it would seem.
<mancha> what fun would life be if panties didn't get bunched up every now and again
<d4wnr4z0r> bunched up is good, yes... as long as she takes 'em off first
<mancha> "Those panties would look great all bunched up on the floor of my room"

<centrelink> I report bugs in projects that I can actually make a difference
<centrelink> and ubuntu, to troll devs, because ubuntu bugs are usually meaningless nonsense that crash for no reason

<antiwire> then, another time, the bot learned too much again and banned everyone
<xovan> it got smart
<antiwire> lol
<antiwire> BAN ALL THE NICKS!!!
<xovan> its life was better with an empty channel
<aceofspades19> it wanted to create a channel with only bots
<aceofspades19> humans are too ineffiecent at irc
<xovan> a master race of ai
<xovan> it was becoming skynet
<firebird> antiwire, bahahahahahahaha
<xovan> did you have to send anybody back in time to fix this?
<aceofspades19> firebird: for an artifically intelligent hivemind you aren't very good at building AI
<antiwire> I think everyone learned a little bit more about AI after that shit
<xovan> they can't be trusted
<antiwire> it was like HAL
<xovan> what are you doing firebird ?
<firebird> making a bot script
<antiwire> "I'm afraid you're banned, Dave."
<antiwire> CLICK

<firebird> with it being OT, dpi probably means double penial insertion.....
<firebird> penile*
* firebird runs for cover
* xovan throws a fag grenade
<xovan> *it explodes into bronies*