+theborger │ Roin: yer you a rich kid
+Roin │ Hmpf I earn my own money :O
+Dominian │ is that why your knees are scrapped up all the time Roin ?
+Roin │ They are scrapped up all the time? o_o
+Dominian │ Roin: yeah scrapped up all the time...
+Roin │ Dominian: why?
+Dominian │ from being on your knees all day
+theborger │ Roin: Dominian is saying you are sucking dick to make cash
+Roin │ a man has to do, what a man has to do

<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are best. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume
<Demon_Fox> <+Bedlam> much better names
<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of measurement in binary.
<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a pint. 2 pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a gallon. 2 gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel.
<Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> wrong
<Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup
<TheM4ch1n3> lol
<Demon_Fox> Tell a girl
<Demon_Fox> Two mouth fulls makes a Pony
<Demon_Fox> See how fast you get slapped.
<TheM4ch1n3> lmfao
<Demon_Fox> I am posting this conversation on that website

<RebelBunny> You know that jolting feeling you get when you're leaving the house and just as the door shuts you realize that your keys are still inside? That's what old people's orgasms are like

+Olfway │ guys... i think im gay
+cmyster │ as in happy ?
+Olfway │ i just cant get it up for my girlfriend anymore
+Olfway │ i got a boner just from looking at ryan reynolds

<+Soul_keeper> I suggest no more gay bar bathroom sex

[YoungMan] 4TB at ~100mb/sec takes over 11 hours to transfer.
[YoungMan] Can't wait til Sata5 comes out at 2gb/s and 2TB SSDs for $100. XD
[GenericUser#2] who actually transfers though?
[GenericUser#2] generally, the hard drives go into a central repository where they permanently store data.

+theborger │ i got to find someplace to put this thing
+misspwn   │ ok i am ready for the big one            
+misspwn   │ ha                                      
+misspwn   │ ok

< iammpain> I just had to run this command....
< iammpain> cat poop.log

< MajObviousman> I find words and things getting interjepeniscted into the middle of whatever I'm typing when I get distracted
< Jack-is> Ah
< Jack-is> Bummer.
< ninjabox> were you just distracted by penis, by chance?
< Jack-is> A bit.
< MajObviousman> I looked down

+arfon │ I need to add moar sexual terms in my posts to get more farms...
+arfon │ There seems to be a correlation
@adrien │ just write "adrien" in your posts, it'll make them terribly hot :-)

<crocket> slava_dp, Please save me.
<slava_dp> :w crocket.txt
<slava_dp> saved :D

+Olfway │ well, this is awkward
+MLanden │ wipe it twice and wash your hands :P
+Olfway │ i just jerked it, and i think it got in my moustache
+MLanden │ then,wash your face...try not to grin )_*
+aceofspades19 │ thanks for sharing
+Olfway │ i just heard collective drink-spitting
+Olfway │ and i think aceofspades19 died a little on the inside
+aceofspades19 │ I am already dead on the inside
+Olfway │ i just killed you a little more dead
+aceofspades19 │ you can't get any more dead than dead
* Olfway smells a noobfarming

< eviljames> TheM4ch1n3: I had an AMD chip that melted down and fused to the mobo after a fan failed.. the replacement board/chip I got ended up doing the same thing a couple of months later
...
< arfon> eviljames: You were hosting torrentz and RIAA got all your base
< eviljames> arfon: they lazered it from space
< arfon> HA HA!!!!  I hear the head of the RIAA does have a white-haired cat
< pink_mist> lol
< mancha> no mr. hacker, i expect you to die....
< arfon> lol

...
WhiteWolf1776 | Skywise ... go pound salt you racist ;)
     Skywise | so you're quick with the insults, mancha but whats your explanation
WhiteWolf1776 | mancha is also a racist and should go pound salt as well
       arfon | Sorry, I was watching another channel...  Who's winning?
           * | WhiteWolf1776 looks for NaCl
       arfon | NaCl is going to have AWESOME make-up sex

Skywise | even after explanation, he continues to lie
Skywise | he never argues the issues
Skywise | he just makes up a lie and then says thats what someone else is saying
Skywise | and he tried to make is distasteful and undefensible as he can
mancha | skywise is a racist
Skywise | see theres my point made
Skywise | i never said i approved of racism
Skywise | mancha is lying
 arfon | You two are gonna have AWESOME make-up sex

<XXLTomate> [19:45:12] Flash policy problem. If you are the server owner, please read http://redmine.lightirc.com/projects/lightirc/wiki/Flash_Policy_setup_instructions. You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843).
* HelenaB is listening to Uk Funky House Mix September 2011 Part 1.mp3
<HelenaB> :o
<HelenaB> XXLTomate: Your computer :/
<DG> nah
<HelenaB> atleast follow the instructions!
<HelenaB> DG: works here
<HelenaB> it's his computer
<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
<DG> "You need to install a flash policy daemon at irc.kottnet.net (port 1843)"
<TomM> LOL!
<XXLTomate> there has to be a deamon installed at the irc server
<TomM> Flash policy goes on the ircd
<DG> ^
<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
<HelenaB> DG: I've used it in college :/
<TomM> Ryan (HelenaB) = newb

<darkstarbyte_> I suppose I can start building a custom kernel for my laptop
<surrounder> zomg custom!
<BP{k}> I remember doing custom kernels .....
<BP{k}> then I discovered beer.

<WhiteWolf1776> theborger, ... it's been a month since my last assignmnet... i've been irc'ing all day... every day... it's.... getting.... old...... ;)
<theborger> WhiteWolf1776: you just need to open more irc windows
<surrounder> haha yeah
<surrounder> go join #ubuntu
<BP{k}> or ##linux
<WhiteWolf1776> hmmmm... coffee
<surrounder> I'd rather amputate my hand with a rusty spoon then go to ##linux
<WhiteWolf1776> lets see... join #ubuntu... or I can jab this sharp stick in my eye
<surrounder> hahaha
<surrounder> WhiteWolf1776++
<BP{k}> LOL
<AgentAnderson> karma - whitewolf1776: 4
<WhiteWolf1776> well, I never really cared for that eye anyway
<theborger> yea ##slackware is bad. ##linux is like shoving your head up a fat girls vag

< byteframe1> "10:00 PM: It's like Romney needs a firmware upgrade. Just
                   talking points spewing forth. A litany. Words. A mess."

<datacide> Skywise, What do you think of this return? http://pastebin.com/XH1rurPM
<mark_peters> datacide: Do you think it looks ok?
<Skywise> well since you asked, i'll t ake a look
<datacide> mark_peters, This is not psychology, this is Slackware, that's why I'm asking these guys
<Skywise> i would say the software is saying no fuckin way can i open this here file
<tem-> ^
<mark_peters> It gives multiple errors and says "period." at the end of them.
<tem-> its saying its not a zip file lol
<mark_peters> I would say that probably means what Skywise said lol.