<+pparadis> (it puts the backup on its skin, else it gets the fsck again)

«       Banish» what does hldsupdatetool.[3540]: segfault at 14 ip b7670307 sp bfc15760 error 4 in libc-2.15 .so[b75fc000+17e000] mean?

+misspwn │ Dominian: i didn't eat onions till i was 16
+misspwn │ my dad told me that they would put hair on my chest and i belived him
+misspwn │ no joke, when i was like 6 my dad told me certain foods would put hair on my chest. so i belived him and given i'm female i was so afraid of that happening. finally at 16 someone said to me that i'm retarded and i ate a burger with raw onions, loved it and nothing happened        
+alisonken1home │ my dad used to tell me that coffee would turn my elbows black
+Mortvert │ Pfffahahahaha misspwn.                                      
+Mortvert │ I think he did it so you wouldn't have horrible farts        
+misspwn │ GREAT all these years i could have had epic farts            
+Mortvert │ strong enough to kill                                        
+misspwn │ thanks dad

<Demon_Fox> I was told apache was full of exploits, and all this time I thought it was secure
<nofra> I run eviljamesware...   No exploits there!
<eviljames> nofra: yes.  none.
<nofra> Why is my mouse moving on it's own?
<eviljames> nofra: no reason, that's safe to ignore on eviljamesware

<+s0ulslack> Tadgy: did yer mom have any kids that lived?
<+s0ulslack> yer retarded brother doesn't count
<+Tadgy> Really, that the best you can come up with? "Yo mumma" shit?
<+s0ulslack> dude yew still live in the basement and thrive off this shit huh?
<+s0ulslack> sad niglet
<+Tadgy> Even if that were true, all it means is that you're getting bitchslapped by a kid in the basement.
<+Tadgy> Says are more about you, than me.

< r7> greetings | back after a couple of days trying to get my email server up and running
< EugeneKay> I like where this is going.

+nofra │ theborger: How's your wife's BJs?
+Alan_Hicks │ nofra: They're excellent.
+nofra │ HA HA!
+Alan_Hicks │ noobfarm? :^)

<+Dominian> Well you gotta play it as safe as possible when you're having a meth-fueled anal sex binge...don't want things to get out of hand...

+Alan_Hicks │ I wonder....            
+Alan_Hicks │ Is ginger jizz freckled?
+eviljames  │ You WOULD wonder such a thing              
+nofra      │ Alan_Hicks: Only if it's been out in the sun

sybredeth:: no such thing as mod bias. they are right you are wrong.

+Crosma │ Girls have vaginas.
+aceofspades19 │ Crosma: good job

<anonymous> Hello
<anonymous> I bought Acer aspire 725 one with linpus linux.
<anonymous> Its not booting the error shown is :-
<anonymous> (root@localhost/)#
<anonymous> I am new to linux plz help me at earliest so as i can retutn the product if defective

<@SelfishMan> Everyone should have a theme song.  Mine is "I'm a Barbie Girl"

+linXea │ whenever I get black-out drunk I tend to end up spending the night with someone                                          
+linXea │ except for last friday..  I "befriendlied" my toilet bowl and spooned it                                                  
+linXea │ gives "cold hearted bitch" a new meaning

+arfon │ antiwire: It's been working all night and is still working....
+Tadgy │ That's viagra for you.

+eviljames | How big were you when you were being 'bullied' ?  Same size or larger than your 'tormentor' ?
+Dominian | 165 - 170 something like that
+adaptr | fuck that's unhealthy
+Dominian | eviljames: 6'2.. 150 or so
+LordH3lment | adaptr: Aids does that to a person

<+Dominian> What would you do for a Klondike bar?
<+LordH3lment> put your finger in her bum

<+arfon> Awww come on, you guys act like you never saw a comic about two men getting eaten by a giant penis then escaping and becoming homosexuals before...

+cmyster │ anyone here a python guy ?                          
+cmyster │ as in the programming language, not what you think is between your legs

<+SelfishMan> Why are you logged in to that server if you're trying to get out of it?
<+pparadis> ... I'm going to fucking cockpunch you
<+CaptObviousman> Is this some kind of strange foreplay?
<+SelfishMan> Dibs on little spoon!
<+pparadis> oh you know it