<Azeotrope> i know how ubuntu works
<Zordrak> dude.. i nearly snorted my coffee

<+Camarade_Tux> fire|bird: can you bomb me again?
<+fire|bird> !bomb Camarade_Tux
* AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Shoe.  The display reads [27] seconds.
<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose the correct element. There are four elements. They are Radon, Lithium, Promethium and Germanium.
<+lf4> lol
<+Camarade_Tux> !bomb fire|bird
* AgentAnderson points at the bulge in the back of Camarade_Tux's Boxers.
<+Camarade_Tux> !fuse Radon
<+Camarade_Tux> !bomb fire|bird
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* AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Bra.  The display reads [24] seconds.
<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose the correct element. There are seven elements. They are Helium, Hydrogen, Titanium, Lithium, Radon, Germanium and Promethium.
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<+lf4> Hahaha  this should be good
<+Camarade_Tux> how did it react?
<+fire|bird> you'll see
<+Camarade_Tux>  ^^
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<+lf4> hahahaha
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<+fire|bird> hahahahahaha

<jkwood> vbatts: ping
<niels_horn> jkwood: and I am supposed to be the pinger? :D
<jkwood> niels_horn: I just wanted to see what it felt like.
<rob0> Oh! Oh! Ping me! PING ME!!
<niels_horn> jkwood: Did it feel good? :P Wait until you get a pong....
* thumbs flood pings rob0
* rob0 (~rob0@tuxaloosa.org) has left #slackbuilds ("flooded")
* jkwood fires up his ping-o-death program on his phone and aims it at rob0
* niels_horn is afraid of ending up on noobfarm again...
<thumbs> niels_horn: ah, I already added you.
<niels_horn> thumbs: hehehe...

rworkman: "What's wrong" with -current is a mismatch error between the user and the OS.

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< Blue_slacker> my wireless network is not work in dell laptop with slackware can any body to help me to setup it
< sahk0> you could always install wicd from extra/
< Blue_slacker> sahk0: yes
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< Blue-Slacker> my wireless not work in slackware , are there any body to help me to repair it
< brainvision> have you got a network manager installed?
< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ?
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes  , ican access other device as eyh0 but i can not use wireless
< brainvision> what network mamanger do you use?
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wicd
< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but it's the first time you are using it?
< brainvision> or it used to work until now or until yesterday..
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes $ first use slackware
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes & first use slackware
< brainvision> so I think you wireless is not recognized by slackware..
< brainvision> what kind of kernel are you using?
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp
< brainvision> are you with the current?
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes
< brainvision> uname -r what it says to you?
< brainvision> maybe you are using the generic kernel
< brainvision> I think you should try the huge one..
< brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: ??
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: I need to wireless but i can not accsees it & love slackware very & and i dont have dsl internet - what do now
< brainvision> uname -r
< brainvision> tell me the output please
< brainvision> :)
< brainvision> and try to follow me..
 * TheGroove sits back to enjoy the show
< brainvision> I'm trying to help you.. :)
< sahk0> brainvision: what would switching to huge change?
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: 2.6.32.7-smp
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: oh .tnx
< brainvision> sahk0: maybe the generic has got no support for his chipset..
< brainvision> sahk0: no?
< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: but do you know if you are using the generic or the huge kernel?
< brainvision> sahk0: am I wrong?
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: how i can found it
< brainvision> :)
< brainvision> you don't know what kernel are you using?
< brainvision> ok
< TheGroove> Geez. 1) find out what chipset you have 2) find out if your current kernel supports it 3) if it does, check if the driver is loaded already. If it doesn't, find an alternative driver or cry because Dell shipped your machine with an incompatible wireless card.
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: but when i want  to install slackware i pressed inter to load kernel
< brainvision> I pressed inter?
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it said me to load defualt kernel press inter or f2
< brainvision> ok Blue-Slacker TheGroove has gived you a better solution..
< brainvision> if you know how to do it..
< TheGroove> If it's mini-pci, do lspci -v
< TheGroove> That will list all PCI devices in your machine.
< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root
< TheGroove> This is taking too long.
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< brainvision> another guy who will lost the slack
< brainvision> :)
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< brainvision> ehi Blue-Slacker
< brainvision> :)
< brainvision> so?
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< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, i do it
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and it said me any thing
< brainvision> ???
< brainvision> what did you do?
< brainvision> first of all..
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: lspaci -v
< brainvision> lspci
< brainvision> lspci -v
< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: as root!
< Blue-Slacker> ok
< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: you must start to use TAB key..
< brainvision> so you will know if the command you are giving is right!
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, it siad me aabout all of my laptop device
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision, and in the end of list it said me ( subsystem : Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-card
< TheGroove> 40 minutes!!! and we have our first useful piece of information.
< brainvision> TheGroove: :)
< TheGroove> http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what i need now
< TheGroove> Wait, I have a better solution.
< TheGroove> http://www.ubuntu.com/
< brainvision> wait please Blue-Slacker
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
< brainvision> I'm trying to cook something, here to me it's 2:00 PM
< brainvision> :)
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and to me 5:30 PM
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< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you found any things to help me
< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: try doing lsmod now..
< brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312 802.11b/g (rev
< brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
< brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: yes
< brainvision> it's the exact string I reported your wireless info on lspci?
< brainvision> 0c:00.0 Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4312 802.11b/g (rev
< brainvision> 01) Subsystem: Dell Wireless 1397 WLAN Mini-Card
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: it same of my lspci out
< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: lsmod
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what things you need now
< brainvision> somethin like BCM4312
< brainvision> I think..
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: cfg80211  107059 2 B43. mac 80211
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ssb 41085 1 b43
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: pcmcia 28461 2 b43 . ssb
< brainvision> Blue-Slacker: stop
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: and not any thing about
< brainvision> a stupid question..
< brainvision> when you open wicd.. what device have you writed down in the preferences?
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wlan0 & eth0
< brainvision> only 1 is allowed
< brainvision> i mean in the wireless camp
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: wireless interface : wlan0
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: & wired interface : eth0
< brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
< brainvision> go www.pastebin.com
< brainvision> and copy your output for the command dmesg
< brainvision> as root
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: my laptop batry is low and go it down
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: can you let me 30min , i dont have any thing to copy it to pastebin
< brainvision> yes no problem
< brainvision> but I think your wireless should work
< brainvision> I can't see where the problem is..
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: dmesg said me in end - b43-phy error : YOU MUST GO TO HTTP://WIRELESS.kernel.org and download the corrent frimware for this driver version
< brainvision> ah ah
< brainvision> here we go
< brainvision> :)
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: what ?
< brainvision> what?
< brainvision> the solution..!!!
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok
< brainvision> even if there's no web on www.wireless.kernel.org
< brainvision> ????
< brainvision>  pardon..
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: http://wireless.kernel.org/en/users/Download
< brainvision> http://linuxwireless.org/en/users/Drivers/b43#device_firmware_installation
< brainvision> Blue-Slacker:
< Blue-Slacker> brainvision: ok tnx , but my laptop is down now becuase it lost charge
< brainvision> ac power?
< sahk0> someone should noobfarm him
< sahk0> it should be difficult to collect stuff from 80mins tho

< Azeotrope> how can i check to see if slackware starts at boot the vsftp service?
< rworkman> Azeotrope: unless you made it, it doesn't.
< Azeotrope> rworkman: and how can i make it? i edited inetd.conf but still...
< rworkman> Azeotrope: what makes you think editing /etc/inetd.conf will cause it to start at boot?
< Azeotrope> i know ssh does
< BP{k}> ...
< rworkman> Hi. I edited /etc/rc.d/rc.local, but my home directory is still not encrypted.
< Azeotrope> rworkman: cryptsetup?
< rworkman> *whoosh*

< byteframe> Why am I only worth ~7 US dollars?
< rworkman> You don't swallow.

< Yanzie> I got it working, thank you for your help all of you, :D I shall now more then likely install BackTrack 4 to my HDD. Cheers and much appreciated
< rworkman> Why is this fodder for ##slackware anyway?
< rworkman> BT4 is not based on Slackware at all.
< rworkman> (which is not to imply that it would be fodder for here if it *were* based on Slackware)
< Yanzie> backtrack-linux channel would not allow me to chat
< rworkman> Tough shit.
< Yanzie> So I came here, get over it?
< rworkman> I'll try to get over it.
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-!- mode/##slackware [-o rworkman] by rworkman
< rworkman> There.  I'm over it.

< ClaudioM> so 10.10 in binary is 10 in decimal
< jkwood> Actually, that's 2.5.
< guax> jkwood, there are 10 people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who not.
< jkwood> I agree.
< jkwood> And you're definitely one of them.

<+NaCl> I know I might get slapped around for this, but do any of you know where I could ask for NM support?
* NaCl braces himself
<+Delahunt> what is NM?
<+Alan_Hicks> NaCl: New Mexico?
<+NaCl> NetworkManager
<+Alan_Hicks> Try ##gnome or some shit.
<+Alan_Hicks> #someshit may be the correct channel.
<+NaCl> #someshit is not actually a channel here. :P
<+Alan_Hicks> Try ##someshit.
<+NaCl> Nope.
<+Alan_Hicks> Then I guess freenode doesn't support NetworkManager.
* Alan_Hicks wonders if he's gonna get noobfarmed for that.

<DeputyDERPDERP> i picked slackware because i saw this name called alienBOB making scripts and shit
<DeputyDERPDERP> was like shit they got some alien named bob working for them
<DeputyDERPDERP> so i downloaded and installed
<DeputyDERPDERP> true story

<Blue_Slacker86> how i can upgrade to kde4.4 in slackware 13
<alisonken1noc> upgrade to -current and keep in mind, -current is used for testing the next release of slackware
<Zordrak> Blue_Slacker86: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=kde+4.4+slackware
<Zordrak> alisonken1noc: 4.4 isnt in current, 4.4 requires bob's finagling
<alienBOB> Blue_Slacker86: you can not upgrade to KDE 4.4 in Slackware 13.0. And I would not suggest upgrading to Slackware-current unless you are an experienced Slacker
<Blue_Slacker86> alienBOB: I want to use this (http://alien.slackbook.org/blog/its-been-released-kde-sc-4-4-0/) in your blog , can I use it?
<alienBOB> Blue_Slacker86: not in Slackware 13.0
<alienBOB> It even says so in that article
<Blue_Slacker86> alienBOB: i am now doing it now, how i can cancel it ?

Cann0n : ive had to tape a pop sicle stick to my pee pee before... but i was too drunk to get it up
Cann0n : she was all like, WTF? and i was all like RAAAAALF!

<Agiofws> hey is there a live feed for the upcoming tsunami somewhere on the net?
<jkwood> Yes, at Slackware.com
* jkwood rolls his eyes
<thrice`> lol

< nathanbw> Is it suspicious that through this entire thing, /var/log/nxserver.log has remained completely empty?
< alienBOB> nathanbw: enable logging then?
< nathanbw> alienBOB, sweet. How?
< alienBOB> Edit the freaking conf file
* jkwood logs alienBOB
* alienBOB hits jkwood with a log
* pprkut logs jkwood's log-hit

<gavin___> WARNING:  Package has not been created with 'makepkg'
<gavin___> Package wicd-1.6.2.1-x86_64-1.txz installed.
<alisonken1noc> what was the command you used exactly?
<gavin___> installpkg wicd-1.6.2.1-x86_64-1.txz
<gavin___> but it was a txz.asc
<gavin___> i changed the file extension. :O

< PufferFish> Linux is for retrds

<Azeotrope> won't work... run Makefile, sh Makefile, gcc Makefile

Cann0n : I'm shoukced that my typing gets better the more I drink.
Cann0n * fails

* mag0o pumps fist in the air
* Scuzz wonders why mag0o is holding a severd cock in his fist
<+mag0o> SPAARRRTTTTAAAA!!!!!