<+Tadgy> IP addresses are sexy.
<+Tadgy> Especially 69.69.69.255 - Lots of 69'ing and then a broadcast all over her face.

<+antiwire> adrien: I'd lick your sticky tits

<+majorsecurity> ╡ don't be silly, wrap your willy!

(+       Roin) oh pretty awesome a US cinema provider plans to
              introduce sub title glasses and headphones that give
              information for blind people
(+       Roin) that is pretty awesome o?o
(+       Roin) o_o*
(+      BP{k}) yes, that is awesome
(+      BP{k}) subtitle glasses for blind people.
(+MajObviousm) sign me up
(+       Roin) Uhm...
(+      BP{k}) next one ...
(+       Roin) -.-
(+      BP{k}) Earphones for deaf people!
(+      BP{k}) Transciptions for the illeterate!
(+MajObviousm) voice controls for the mute!
(+      BP{k}) :D

<Alan_Hicks> Somebody please give me ops.
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<Dominian> Alan_Hicks: what did you need OPs for?
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<Dominian> haha
<Dominian> I see
* Alan_Hicks brushes away tears.

Demon_Fox> Why does it seem like every five pages on noob farm, I can always find one of my nicks saying something.

<Demon_Fox> You would not know perversion if it put clamps on your testicles.

<+SpaceJockey> I'm hetero but into goats as long as they're female.

<+sencha> I don't know how tall the girl is that I'm seeing right now
<+sencha> but it's only an image on my screen, so

<+Tadgy> It puts the lotion on it's penis, else it gets the sores again.
<+Tadgy> Damned friction burns.

<+Tadgy> If there is ever a Skynet, it'll be booted by GRUB, run GNU/Hurd and have an Emacs userland.

<+sencha> Tadgy: all distributions are perfect
<+Tadgy> sencha: That's what parents say of their children when one of them has 11 fingers, only 1 ear and the IQ of george bush.
<+Stoo> why would a dumb disfigured child care about perfect linux distributions?

< rohara> It's 6 steps ahead of !dns
< MajObviousman> makes sense
< MajObviousman> but I can only count to five
< MajObviousman> ten if I use both hands
< MajObviousman> 21 if I'm just waking up

[3 minutes later ...]
< derfy> i get it!

<dive> I don't want to be around someone with a face like the back of a bus

frater_sx>| usually I attract female cats on heat when I spray myself with Axe

<+cmyster> if only midori was a wee bit more useful...
<+Tadgy> Midori is very useful.
<+Tadgy> It's a great advert for use of another browser :)

«+cmyster» well,
«+cmyster» unlike a cock, life is always hard

<firebird> antiwire, omg, on oftc, found a channel with a topic of "Kill my baby. I want a boob job" X_X
<antiwire> lol
<aceofspades19> fuck you antiwire
<aceofspades19> and your goat
<adrien> firebird: thanks
<adrien> firebird: now I can mention that when people ask me how I found #gaygeeks on freenode
<adrien> it'll sure shift the attention

on uninstalling software on Fedora:

<cmyster> and ffs why can't I get rid of plymouth ?!?!?!?!
<dive> cmyster, us British have been asking the same question for centuries

<surrounder> and why traffic court ?
<Olfway> do you use km/h or mph where you are?
<surrounder> km/h
<Olfway> hang on
<Olfway> i got clocked doing 156 in a 105
<Olfway> so 97mph in a 65mph zone
<surrounder> :|
<surrounder> why the hell did you do that ?
<Olfway> i had to shit