#2654 + (0) - Added: Tue, 21 May 2013 21:12:34 UTC
<+Tadgy> IP addresses are sexy.
<+Tadgy> Especially 69.69.69.255 - Lots of 69'ing and then a broadcast all over her face.
<+Tadgy> Especially 69.69.69.255 - Lots of 69'ing and then a broadcast all over her face.
#2652 + (0) - Added: Thu, 16 May 2013 00:57:20 UTC
<+majorsecurity> ╡ don't be silly, wrap your willy!
#2651 + (0) - Added: Wed, 15 May 2013 11:04:32 UTC
(+ Roin) oh pretty awesome a US cinema provider plans to
introduce sub title glasses and headphones that give
information for blind people
(+ Roin) that is pretty awesome o?o
(+ Roin) o_o*
(+ BP{k}) yes, that is awesome
(+ BP{k}) subtitle glasses for blind people.
(+MajObviousm) sign me up
(+ Roin) Uhm...
(+ BP{k}) next one ...
(+ Roin) -.-
(+ BP{k}) Earphones for deaf people!
(+ BP{k}) Transciptions for the illeterate!
(+MajObviousm) voice controls for the mute!
(+ BP{k}) :D
introduce sub title glasses and headphones that give
information for blind people
(+ Roin) that is pretty awesome o?o
(+ Roin) o_o*
(+ BP{k}) yes, that is awesome
(+ BP{k}) subtitle glasses for blind people.
(+MajObviousm) sign me up
(+ Roin) Uhm...
(+ BP{k}) next one ...
(+ Roin) -.-
(+ BP{k}) Earphones for deaf people!
(+ BP{k}) Transciptions for the illeterate!
(+MajObviousm) voice controls for the mute!
(+ BP{k}) :D
#2650 + (1) - Added: Tue, 14 May 2013 14:42:12 UTC
<Alan_Hicks> Somebody please give me ops.
*** ChanServ (ChanServ@services.) has changed mode for ##slackware-offtopic to +o Alan_Hicks
<Dominian> Alan_Hicks: what did you need OPs for?
*** Alan_Hicks (alan@harrier.slackbuilds.org) has set the topic for ##slackware-offtopic: "RIP Angelina Jolie's Tities. June 4, 1975 - May 13, 2013. War is peace, slavery is freedom, ignorance is strength. Welcome to ##slackware-offtopic | Don't be on topic. Don't make channel logs public | Please ask for a cloak in #freenode so we can autovoice you | Narf."
<Dominian> haha
<Dominian> I see
* Alan_Hicks brushes away tears.
*** ChanServ (ChanServ@services.) has changed mode for ##slackware-offtopic to +o Alan_Hicks
<Dominian> Alan_Hicks: what did you need OPs for?
*** Alan_Hicks (alan@harrier.slackbuilds.org) has set the topic for ##slackware-offtopic: "RIP Angelina Jolie's Tities. June 4, 1975 - May 13, 2013. War is peace, slavery is freedom, ignorance is strength. Welcome to ##slackware-offtopic | Don't be on topic. Don't make channel logs public | Please ask for a cloak in #freenode so we can autovoice you | Narf."
<Dominian> haha
<Dominian> I see
* Alan_Hicks brushes away tears.
#2648 + (2) - Added: Sat, 11 May 2013 23:33:11 UTC
Demon_Fox> Why does it seem like every five pages on noob farm, I can always find one of my nicks saying something.
#2647 + (5) - Added: Wed, 08 May 2013 19:14:33 UTC
<Demon_Fox> You would not know perversion if it put clamps on your testicles.
#2646 + (1) - Added: Tue, 07 May 2013 02:37:04 UTC
<+SpaceJockey> I'm hetero but into goats as long as they're female.
#2645 + (1) - Added: Sun, 05 May 2013 08:07:59 UTC
<+sencha> I don't know how tall the girl is that I'm seeing right now
<+sencha> but it's only an image on my screen, so
<+sencha> but it's only an image on my screen, so
#2644 + (-1) - Added: Sat, 20 Apr 2013 21:10:19 UTC
<+Tadgy> It puts the lotion on it's penis, else it gets the sores again.
<+Tadgy> Damned friction burns.
<+Tadgy> Damned friction burns.
#2643 + (1) - Added: Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:51:15 UTC
<+Tadgy> If there is ever a Skynet, it'll be booted by GRUB, run GNU/Hurd and have an Emacs userland.
#2642 + (0) - Added: Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:36:23 UTC
<+sencha> Tadgy: all distributions are perfect
<+Tadgy> sencha: That's what parents say of their children when one of them has 11 fingers, only 1 ear and the IQ of george bush.
<+Stoo> why would a dumb disfigured child care about perfect linux distributions?
<+Tadgy> sencha: That's what parents say of their children when one of them has 11 fingers, only 1 ear and the IQ of george bush.
<+Stoo> why would a dumb disfigured child care about perfect linux distributions?
#2641 + (1) - Added: Fri, 12 Apr 2013 11:54:19 UTC
< rohara> It's 6 steps ahead of !dns
< MajObviousman> makes sense
< MajObviousman> but I can only count to five
< MajObviousman> ten if I use both hands
< MajObviousman> 21 if I'm just waking up
[3 minutes later ...]
< derfy> i get it!
< MajObviousman> makes sense
< MajObviousman> but I can only count to five
< MajObviousman> ten if I use both hands
< MajObviousman> 21 if I'm just waking up
[3 minutes later ...]
< derfy> i get it!
#2640 + (0) - Added: Thu, 11 Apr 2013 08:05:23 UTC
<dive> I don't want to be around someone with a face like the back of a bus
#2638 + (3) - Added: Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:34:06 UTC
frater_sx>| usually I attract female cats on heat when I spray myself with Axe
#2636 + (1) - Added: Thu, 04 Apr 2013 11:03:58 UTC
<+cmyster> if only midori was a wee bit more useful...
<+Tadgy> Midori is very useful.
<+Tadgy> It's a great advert for use of another browser :)
<+Tadgy> Midori is very useful.
<+Tadgy> It's a great advert for use of another browser :)
#2635 + (0) - Added: Thu, 04 Apr 2013 06:07:56 UTC
«+cmyster» well,
«+cmyster» unlike a cock, life is always hard
«+cmyster» unlike a cock, life is always hard
#2634 + (3) - Added: Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:49:21 UTC
<firebird> antiwire, omg, on oftc, found a channel with a topic of "Kill my baby. I want a boob job" X_X
<antiwire> lol
<aceofspades19> fuck you antiwire
<aceofspades19> and your goat
<adrien> firebird: thanks
<adrien> firebird: now I can mention that when people ask me how I found #gaygeeks on freenode
<adrien> it'll sure shift the attention
<antiwire> lol
<aceofspades19> fuck you antiwire
<aceofspades19> and your goat
<adrien> firebird: thanks
<adrien> firebird: now I can mention that when people ask me how I found #gaygeeks on freenode
<adrien> it'll sure shift the attention
#2633 + (1) - Added: Tue, 26 Mar 2013 13:05:11 UTC
on uninstalling software on Fedora:
<cmyster> and ffs why can't I get rid of plymouth ?!?!?!?!
<dive> cmyster, us British have been asking the same question for centuries
<cmyster> and ffs why can't I get rid of plymouth ?!?!?!?!
<dive> cmyster, us British have been asking the same question for centuries
#2632 + (1) - Added: Mon, 25 Mar 2013 09:01:30 UTC
<surrounder> and why traffic court ?
<Olfway> do you use km/h or mph where you are?
<surrounder> km/h
<Olfway> hang on
<Olfway> i got clocked doing 156 in a 105
<Olfway> so 97mph in a 65mph zone
<surrounder> :|
<surrounder> why the hell did you do that ?
<Olfway> i had to shit
<Olfway> do you use km/h or mph where you are?
<surrounder> km/h
<Olfway> hang on
<Olfway> i got clocked doing 156 in a 105
<Olfway> so 97mph in a 65mph zone
<surrounder> :|
<surrounder> why the hell did you do that ?
<Olfway> i had to shit
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