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Noobfarm :: Quote 2055

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:40:07 GMT

I have (successfully) installed slackware64 on a 32bit processor.
I didn't realize until afterward that it was 32bit.

Noobfarm :: Quote 2053

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 20:31:45 GMT

It's not rape if they are gagged and you can't hear them say 'no'

Noobfarm :: Quote 2052

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 16:58:45 GMT

fuck straight men! oh.. wait

Noobfarm :: Quote 2051

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:49:49 GMT

<+agentc0re> Tadgy: Trying to talk to spook is like trying to talk to a vegetable. It might help make it grow into a healthier plant but it'll never understand a single fucking thing you say.
<+agentc0re> being a vegetable win!
<+agentc0re> vegetable: 1 spook: 0

Noobfarm :: Quote 2050

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:17:52 GMT

cpunches: has your gay transexual brother/sister come out yet?
ya know.. the "S/HIM"
That was my dad :/
Hes like me - the only way he can get it up is as a woman
That's just sad.
So your dad is your mom but your mom is your sister?
my dad is my dad but hes also a "sister" if you know what I mean

Noobfarm :: Quote 2048

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 01:03:23 GMT

17:53:46 well I dont do much at all 15 years ago I got hit by a car and pushed through a double brick wall and from that have schizofrenia
17:53:53 ah
17:54:16 good thing linux is multiuser then, eh?

Noobfarm :: Quote 2047

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 22:46:14 GMT

< fuuuu> I WANT TO REPRODUCE
< fuuuu> Reproduce like a reproductive entity.
< fuuuu> But without a child as the outcome.
< fuuuu> Why can't a woman give birth to something useful, like say a plasma TV?

Noobfarm :: Quote 2041

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 20:19:08 GMT

<@pparadis> i'm a little teapot
<@SelfishMan> short and stout
<@pparadis> this is my handle
<@SelfishMan> this is my spout
<@pparadis> when i get all steamed up
<@SelfishMan> hear me shout
<@pparadis> tip me over
<@SelfishMan> and pour me out
<@SelfishMan> at least I think that is how it goes
<@pparadis> today's sesame street was brought to you by the number 6667, SelfishMan, and pparadis
* SelfishMan hopes that isn't noobfarm worthy
<@pparadis> that's a great idea

Noobfarm :: Quote 2037

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 18:59:05 GMT

<@Tadgy> It's difficult to get pussy (even the pussy that doesn't charge) without cash :/
<@raela> no it isn't.. take some tuna downtown and catch a stray off the streets

Noobfarm :: Quote 2034

Sun, 08 Aug 2010 02:23:17 GMT

<+pupit> &op
<@SirBotsAlot> pupit: Error: You don't have the ##slackware-offtopic,op capability.
<+trhodes> that is some weird quoting
<+fire|bird> &op trhodes pupit
-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+oo trhodes pupit] by SirBotsAlot
<@pupit> yay
<@pupit> :D
<@pupit> and sahko?
<@pupit> c'mon
<@trhodes> yay!
<@pupit> :D
<+fire|bird> &op surrounder sahko
-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [+oo surrounder sahko] by SirBotsAlot
<@surrounder> ALL OPS ARE JACKASSES
<@surrounder> oh fuck
<+fire|bird> hahahaha
-!- mode/##slackware-offtopic [-o surrounder] by surrounder
<@pupit> ahhahahah
<@trhodes> hahahaha
<+fire|bird> PERFECT timing
<+surrounder> \o/
<@pupit> noobfarm!
<+surrounder> fire|bird: indeed :P

Noobfarm :: Quote 2033

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 01:27:49 GMT

<+antiwire> I had a girl tell me she wanted me to call her some other girl name during the deed once
<+antiwire> it weirded me out totally
<+BP{k}> heh.. interesting...
<+BP{k}> antiwire: I can understand about it being really weird.
<+antiwire> I was all -_-
<+antiwire> lol
<+BP{k}> you should have asked her what he moms name was... ;)
<+antiwire> lmao
<+antiwire> omfg

Noobfarm :: Quote 2032

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 23:26:20 GMT

dustybin: fortune just said
dustybin: Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.
dustybin: LOL
m3tti: lol
m3tti: there is enugh place for everyone
m3tti: /s/place/space
alisonken1home: Add to the Darwin Awards Today!

Noobfarm :: Quote 2031

Thu, 05 Aug 2010 22:04:27 GMT

< SpaceHobo> mwalling: I thought you loved me with a big huge love!
< mwalling> no, thats Yaakov
< mwalling> mines smaller
< Solver> most men aren't prepared to admit i
< mwalling> aww shit, thats going to get taken out of context isnt it
< Solver> only sligtly
< Marius> yes, yes it is.

Noobfarm :: Quote 2030

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 06:51:52 GMT

< nyRednek> clint-: are your eyes brown?
< clint-> nyRednek, no.. >_<
< nyRednek> clint-: should be, you're absolutely full of shit
< clint-> okay if thats the way you feel..
-!- clint- [~clint@pdpc/supporter/active/clint-] has left ##slackware ["Leaving"]

Noobfarm :: Quote 2027

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:49:55 GMT

< pigdude> RickRaven: I mean, setting up a standard Ubuntu LAMP stack is super-easy and doesn't put stuff in weird non-standard places like /srv
< pigdude> RickRaven: most of what you need is in the first page or two here: https://help.ubuntu.com/community/ApacheMySQLPHP
< pigdude> RickRaven: their docs are pretty nice
< Karrde> /srv is a standard btw: http://www.pathname.com/fhs/pub/fhs-2.3.html
<@pparadis> pigdude: /srv is not a weird and non-standard place to put things
< Karrde> -1 pparadis, slow
<@pparadis> haha
< pigdude> I stand corrected. I guess I'm just averse to creating new directories in /
* pigdude roots about
<@pparadis> pigdude: /srv exists by default
< RickRaven> how do you do these *** asterisks
< pigdude> pparadis: not on bsd
< RickRaven> pparadis, so what would you suggest, i deployed with stacks and there is an ugly directory under www like li184-60.members... i dont like it what should i do? reinstall from the beginning or change the config?
<@pparadis> pigdude: we don't provide BSD servers

Noobfarm :: Quote 2026

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:18:18 GMT

< meharo> are all new VPSes from linode on RAID10?
<@caker> our RAID goes to 11.
<@Perihelion> I can count to potato.
< meharo> woul you mind explaining me i :)
<@caker> it's one louder than 10
< Nivex> Perihelion: Do you get your Thursdays from a banana?
<@Perihelion> Yes.
< Nivex> Sweet!
< meharo> ok. are all new VPSes RAID?11 ready

Noobfarm :: Quote 2023

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:57:36 GMT

alisonken1lap, my friend said the slackbook is useless... i'll give it a go though... w/e

i don't have a life, so i'm reading something useless

to go with my useless life

Noobfarm :: Quote 2022

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:54:19 GMT

hey, whoever was looking for the way they can find the slackware version of their OS, just type 'uname -a' if that ubuntu utility is in slackware.

Noobfarm :: Quote 2021

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 23:30:07 GMT

<@HoopyCat> "So the problem is that you need a longer shaft." "... yes." "I thought I got an e-mail about this just the other day..."

Noobfarm :: Quote 2020

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:06:08 GMT

"I just spent the whole morning trying to find out if 16,777,215 could be expressed as the sum of positive powers of its digits because I thought it would be hilarious if #ffffff was a powerful number