<mancha> oh, well then. all is solved.
<d4wnr4z0r> yup.
<d4wnr4z0r> except the collateral bunched-up panties, it would seem.
<mancha> what fun would life be if panties didn't get bunched up every now and again
<d4wnr4z0r> bunched up is good, yes... as long as she takes 'em off first
<mancha> "Those panties would look great all bunched up on the floor of my room"

<centrelink> I report bugs in projects that I can actually make a difference
<centrelink> and ubuntu, to troll devs, because ubuntu bugs are usually meaningless nonsense that crash for no reason

<antiwire> then, another time, the bot learned too much again and banned everyone
<xovan> it got smart
<antiwire> lol
<antiwire> BAN ALL THE NICKS!!!
<xovan> its life was better with an empty channel
<aceofspades19> it wanted to create a channel with only bots
<aceofspades19> humans are too ineffiecent at irc
<xovan> a master race of ai
<xovan> it was becoming skynet
<firebird> antiwire, bahahahahahahaha
<xovan> did you have to send anybody back in time to fix this?
<aceofspades19> firebird: for an artifically intelligent hivemind you aren't very good at building AI
<antiwire> I think everyone learned a little bit more about AI after that shit
<xovan> they can't be trusted
<antiwire> it was like HAL
<xovan> what are you doing firebird ?
<firebird> making a bot script
<antiwire> "I'm afraid you're banned, Dave."
<antiwire> CLICK

<firebird> with it being OT, dpi probably means double penial insertion.....
<firebird> penile*
* firebird runs for cover
* xovan throws a fag grenade
<xovan> *it explodes into bronies*

(+ Roin) Ok that hurts
(+BP{k}) what, hitting yourself in the nuts with a monkeywrench?
(+ Roin) BP{k}: exactly
(+ Roin) Well I was like: darn this shit has to work

<@dwfreed> Bottien: pail
<@Bottien> dwfreed: I do not know about 'pail', but I do know about these similar topics: 'penis'

+s0ulslack │ I remember having just loud ass boxes in the day, gf's bitching to shut them off or they're leaving type of boxen
+s0ulslack │ the one that bitched the most was a fine latino with big tits
+s0ulslack │ boxen lost on that one

+krizzo │ Wooho stumped the #mysql guys :/
  +Dominian │ heh
  +Dominian │ How'd you do that?
  +Dominian │ ask them what a naked woman looks like?
+SpaceJockey | lmao

+MajObviousman │ you know, it seems immediately obvious
+MajObviousman | but when your'e moving fast it's less easy
+MajObviousman │ sometimes you stick it into the wrong hole

<+aceofspades19> I'm too white trash for vicodin

<+vastina> my cock is too precious for fire

< thegerdur> I was writing python on an airplane once in emacs with black and green color themes....
< thegerdur> Needless to say I scared some people
< iToast> thegerdur, how
< thegerdur> They thought that I was hacking the airplane

(+ Alan_Hicks) OMG!!1 I <3 Justin! how r u? lol!

<+Alan_Hicks> All you gotta do is be nice to the kid first, then smile at the Mama.
<+Alan_Hicks> All that estrogen goes right to their heads and they'll hop right in bed with you first date.
<+raela> Alan_Hicks, kids annoy the shit out of me
<+Alan_Hicks> raela: Kids that get me laid get good birthday presents.

< Aiden2> MY CAPS BUTTON BROKE FFS
<+erry> no need for caps!
< dredbord> We were given exclamation marks for this exact purpose.

<+Stoo> someone just came to my cube to ask for help, and while doing so they touched. my. screen.
<+Stoo> brb ... need to go flay someone and make a blanket out of their skin

<+Stoo> seriously.  I apologize for this visual, but reading Tadgy's nonsense is like watching someone take sandpaper to a sunburned baby

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<mancha> i wonder if that says, "in soviet russia, irc client quits you"

<ZYX> if i have no more space left in tmp what can i do to ... mount it in other place where i got more space?
<mark_peters> ZYX: Start deleting crap in /tmp/
<ZYX> deleting the files is not an option what i would really like is to mount it in other place where i have more
     space
<mark_peters> How is it not an option?
<adamk> Why are there things in /tmp that you don't have an option to delete? :-)
<thrice> why can't you move stuff, either?
<ZYX> i need more space in timp and i`m not willing to delete whatever is there
<ZYX> because it`s virtual

<mark_peters> Soz. I'm in an odd mood due to phoenix_
* Tadgy gets mark_peters some tissues.
<mark_peters> Not that odd.