< frank> BP{k}, I thougt .tar.gz was a correct format to installpkg script because the packages on slackbuild.org are in .tar.gz and .tar.gz.asc

< drecute> when i telnet localhost 25, it seems pid 25 is not opened
< drecute> i ran ps -A and obviously, pid 25 isn't listed
< drecute> what could be wrong
< drecute> any ideas pls
< Guspaz> a pid is a processor ID, not a port...
< drecute> Guspaz: are u sure
<@caker> wow :)
< Guspaz> Sorry, process ID :P
<@perihelion> Fail.
< Guspaz> Executing "telnet localhost 25" is telling it to telnet to port 25. The SMTP daemon running on port 25 has an arbitrary pid unrelated to the port.
<@caker> drecute: netstat -pln   <-- will show you what ports and addresses your Linode is listening on, and what PID is responsible for listening
< drecute> caker: port 25 aint listed
<@caker> drecute: well there you go.

In unsolicited /msg...

<ne7work> hello,
<ne7work> can you unban me please :(
<ne7work> i'm new user of slackware
<ne7work> and when i try to join channel with nickname root_... :(

Topic for ##slackware-offtopic changed by ChanServ to: Camarade_Tux can't say sexual things until Friday evening. | raela's selling her furniture talk to her for details. |  raela could really use some new clothes, let's donate to her clothing fund @ dive's paypal account. Thank you!!
<+Camarade_Tux> apple: deeper, wider, less lube, more salt, no condom
<+raela> Camarade_Tux: THAT IS SEXUAK
<+raela> *sexual
<+fire|bird> that is sexual, and it isn't Friday evening.
<+kethry> i knew we'd get him sometime
<+kethry> it is sexual
...
<+Camarade_Tux> avec du gravier aussi
<+Camarade_Tux> (but I don't know how to say that in english)
...
<+Camarade_Tux> raela: what I'm trying to tell you is that there's actually a quite common class of expressions which say that and don't refer to the sexual part at all but to the pain part
<+raela> Camarade_Tux: the pain of what, a condomless, non-lubed penis in the ass?
<+Camarade_Tux> who said penis? I definitely haven't and definitely didn't mean it
...
<+kethry> Camarade_Tux: i just googled that phrase.
<+kethry> enculage a sec avec du gros sel, des graviers et un poivron means, according to google translate, "Dry ass pounding with coarse salt, gravel and a pepper"
<+fire|bird> wow
<+raela> I think it just got worse
<+BP{k}> HAHAHA
<+raela> hahahaha
<+raela> WHAT DID I SAY?!
<+Camarade_Tux> wow, google is pretty good...
<+raela> refering to fucking someone in the ass

* fred breaks out laughing when starting to rewatch firefly
< fred> <firefly> burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me <iceland> O RLY?

< binford2k> I'm such a dick
< binford2k> my friend said he was feeling disheartened
< binford2k> I told him to go watch fox
< straterra> Isn't that like..sending someone with AIDS to Africa?

<jess^> saying that java is nice because it works on both server and
       client sides is a lot like saying anal sex is nice because it
       works on all genders.

<strato_> how can be shure there are no backdoors in slackware
<strato_> did you read and understand the whole code
<KaMii> because you didnt write it strato_

(WTF?!)

"Knowledge held in common by people is bits of information that's been grabbed through various sources by peers and then shared badly with other peers until there is the illusion of approximate reconciliation in participants at a witness-able and progressing rate's median that is also proportionate to the rate of growth of its container."

--Chris Punches <righteous, cpunches, dartmouth>

< Peng> I dunno, sniping someone with a rifle remotely sounds tricky.
< SelfishMan> Peng: The Jackal did it
< Peng> And you still have to get the rifle in place.
< SelfishMan> The Jackal used a van
< Peng> Well duh. Bad guys always use vans.
< Peng> And the A-Team. But mostly bad guys.

mancha> so if i claim, 100% no link between cell phone usage and cancer, then i cannot claim "oh but if you do use one a lot and have a predispotion to cancer you're more likely than a non cell user to get brian cancer"
<mancha> and brian cancer is a whole lot worse than brain cancer, believe you me
<Skywise> i was worried about that
* ron1n XD

<Urchlay> I always use the spacebar becase it's a huge target and my thumb's already sitting on top of it

<Zordrak> the frigging second i solve the pxe problem.. this asus mobo is deciding it cant be arsed to read its own bios anymore
<Zordrak> it just powers up the fans and jerks itself off
<alisonken1home> at least it likes itself

<rizitis> I cant edit sudoers file, visudo open the file but I cat write, I think there is a problem with vi and vim at my system. Is there any other safe way to edit sudoers file exept visudo ?
<Zordrak> uh vi /etc/sudoers
<alisonken1noc> visudo has some extra checks to make sure you don't blatantly have an error
<Zordrak> rizitis: you need root to write it
<rizitis> I am root
<alisonken1noc> rizitis, and are you trying to edit it as root or user
<alisonken1noc> ok
<Zordrak> then just open it with any editor
<rizitis> as root
<rizitis> ok I ll try thanks
<rizitis> ok nano did the job so now I have to find what is the problem with vi and vim.
<alienBOB> I use visudo all the time, never any problems
<rizitis> alienBOB, probably I made something wrong...
<rizitis> when I command visudo I cant edit the file only up, down, left and  right is working. But even if I stop the program vi still working and only if I kill it it stops..
<alisonken1noc> rizitis, did you put it in edit mode?
<alisonken1noc> when you start vi/visudo - it's in command mode, not edit mode
<rizitis> ops
<rizitis> alisonken1home, how I put it in edit mode, please

<Delahunt> I don't know who Edd is, but he sure gets probed a lot at boot

<raela> acidchild: man, there's no good foot rest with that setup
<acidchild> raela: i have a nice leather foot rest actually
<raela> bah, my feet rest on a psychology textbook.. kept losing the damn cd every time I went to sell it back

<flity> Zordrak: i doubt the symbolic can be created if the hdd if *really* full
<Zordrak> flity: it really easy not understand to you english when your broken so is

<phragmatic> ok, then enjoy being perm banned from this channel, your attitude stinks and you will be kicked and banned everyday =)
<ChunkySalsa> lol
<ChunkySalsa> right, you dont even know which regular i am
<ChunkySalsa> plus i think your attitude stinks...as i have not done anything
<ChunkySalsa> you side with your butt buddies who yell troll for no reason
<ChunkySalsa> i actually have 3 other connections to the channel...you should be able to figure that out
<phragmatic> thanks for the info =)
<ChunkySalsa> check the join/part logs
<ChunkySalsa> to figure out who i am :D
<phragmatic> i don't care, as long as users are happy... get a life mate
<ChunkySalsa> you are sad
<ChunkySalsa> sad sad sad
<ChunkySalsa> LOL
<ChunkySalsa> hahahahahaha, thats funny
<ChunkySalsa> you see that?
<ChunkySalsa> thats going to leave a mark
<ChunkySalsa> <3
<ChunkySalsa> epic fail

<phrags> hey guys
<Jessia> syug yeh
<phrags> everything ok ?
<Jessia> ? ko gnihtyreve
<BP{k}> phrags: kick ban Jessia please :) and thanks :)
<Jessia> ): sknaht dna ): esaelp aisseJ nab kcik :sgarhp
<Zordrak> phrags: yeh. great(!)
<Jessia> )!(taerg .hey :sgarhp
* ChanServ gave operator status to phrag
* ChanServ gave operator status to phrags
* Jessia left (Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.)))
<Zordrak> lol
<surrounder> yay
<phrags> someone beat me to it =P
<Zordrak> too little too late buddy :)
<Necos> woohoo!
<Necos> oper-killed
<phrags> well i did *just* get into work, give me a break =P

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* Guest85315 (~Star@60.52.107.88) joined ##slackware
<phrags> removepkg, upgradepkg
<Guest85315> gkpedargpu ,gkpevomer
<Necos> holy hell
<Guest85315> lleh yloh
<Necos> it's back >.>
<Guest85315> >.> kcab s'ti
* ChanServ gave operator status to phrags
* phrags banned *!*@60.52.107.88
* slackboy kicked Guest85315 from ##slackware (Banned)
<phrags> i'll be here all day =P
<surrounder> phrags saves the day!
<Zordrak> if anyone reported Jessia to an oper please report the hostmask to the same oper
<surrounder> phrags: do you wear a cape ? that would be awesome

<+antler> um, i'm a speedo's guy year round. i wear them to the mall to work, etc.
<+antler> thongs are a little too much to wear out