theborger       i have a 1tb drive with 999 bad blocks :)  
theborger       shit still works                                                  
aceofspades19   999 bad blocks and a bitch ain't one
firebird        if you havin bad blocks I feel bad for you son....

<sencha> the girl I lost my virginity to is trying to get me to get her meth
<surrounder> lol
<Stoo> o_O
<adrien_oww> pee in her anus!
<adrien_oww>  \o/
<sencha> she's married now
<adrien_oww> doesn't matter if she's on meth
<Stoo> married to meth it sounds like
<adrien_oww> my biggest scare right now
<Stoo> inb4 "she's just a social meth user"
<sencha> social meth user lol
<adrien_oww> I'm using this IRC client also for work so it's doing "up" in my IRC client and sending such a message to the wrong channel :P
<adrien_oww> if she's doing it socially with female friends, well
<adrien_oww> ORGY! \o/
<surrounder> \o/
* hubx has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<nofra> Is it cheating if she's on meth?
<Stoo> pretty sure
<Stoo> not an expert though
<Olfway> sencha, what?
<sencha> Olfway, what?
<Olfway> first thing i see is something about meth
<nofra> I think meth changes the rules....
<Olfway> i miss this channel
<sencha> Olfway, the girl I lose my virginity to a long time ago
<sencha> Olfway, she's asking me to get her meth
<Olfway> woooooow
<Olfway> and on that note, off to destroy my toilet
<nofra> Wait....  Out of this conversation, why aren't we surprised that you know where/how to get meth????
<surrounder> a bucket of meth a day keeps the doctor away
<nofra> surrounder: But, it attracts morticians...
<surrounder> and clowns!
<nofra> Clowns are evil
<nofra> They are tools of teh devil
<sencha> nofra, I work at mcdonalds man
<sencha> nofra, my one manager does crack, and god knows what else
<sencha> I'm sure I can find meth if I look
<nofra> "Yes, I'd like a Happy Meal and an extra McMeth, please..."
<surrounder> all handy in one place
<surrounder> I don't see any downsides
<nofra> Jay and Silent Bob hnag out back?
<nofra> hang
<surrounder> mcd. kills more people than meth anyhow
<Olfway> McAmphetamine

<+pparadis> (it puts the backup on its skin, else it gets the fsck again)

«       Banish» what does hldsupdatetool.[3540]: segfault at 14 ip b7670307 sp bfc15760 error 4 in libc-2.15 .so[b75fc000+17e000] mean?

+misspwn │ Dominian: i didn't eat onions till i was 16
+misspwn │ my dad told me that they would put hair on my chest and i belived him
+misspwn │ no joke, when i was like 6 my dad told me certain foods would put hair on my chest. so i belived him and given i'm female i was so afraid of that happening. finally at 16 someone said to me that i'm retarded and i ate a burger with raw onions, loved it and nothing happened        
+alisonken1home │ my dad used to tell me that coffee would turn my elbows black
+Mortvert │ Pfffahahahaha misspwn.                                      
+Mortvert │ I think he did it so you wouldn't have horrible farts        
+misspwn │ GREAT all these years i could have had epic farts            
+Mortvert │ strong enough to kill                                        
+misspwn │ thanks dad

<Demon_Fox> I was told apache was full of exploits, and all this time I thought it was secure
<nofra> I run eviljamesware...   No exploits there!
<eviljames> nofra: yes.  none.
<nofra> Why is my mouse moving on it's own?
<eviljames> nofra: no reason, that's safe to ignore on eviljamesware

<+s0ulslack> Tadgy: did yer mom have any kids that lived?
<+s0ulslack> yer retarded brother doesn't count
<+Tadgy> Really, that the best you can come up with? "Yo mumma" shit?
<+s0ulslack> dude yew still live in the basement and thrive off this shit huh?
<+s0ulslack> sad niglet
<+Tadgy> Even if that were true, all it means is that you're getting bitchslapped by a kid in the basement.
<+Tadgy> Says are more about you, than me.

< r7> greetings | back after a couple of days trying to get my email server up and running
< EugeneKay> I like where this is going.

+nofra │ theborger: How's your wife's BJs?
+Alan_Hicks │ nofra: They're excellent.
+nofra │ HA HA!
+Alan_Hicks │ noobfarm? :^)

<+Dominian> Well you gotta play it as safe as possible when you're having a meth-fueled anal sex binge...don't want things to get out of hand...

+Alan_Hicks │ I wonder....            
+Alan_Hicks │ Is ginger jizz freckled?
+eviljames  │ You WOULD wonder such a thing              
+nofra      │ Alan_Hicks: Only if it's been out in the sun

sybredeth:: no such thing as mod bias. they are right you are wrong.

+Crosma │ Girls have vaginas.
+aceofspades19 │ Crosma: good job

<anonymous> Hello
<anonymous> I bought Acer aspire 725 one with linpus linux.
<anonymous> Its not booting the error shown is :-
<anonymous> (root@localhost/)#
<anonymous> I am new to linux plz help me at earliest so as i can retutn the product if defective

<@SelfishMan> Everyone should have a theme song.  Mine is "I'm a Barbie Girl"

+linXea │ whenever I get black-out drunk I tend to end up spending the night with someone                                          
+linXea │ except for last friday..  I "befriendlied" my toilet bowl and spooned it                                                  
+linXea │ gives "cold hearted bitch" a new meaning

+arfon │ antiwire: It's been working all night and is still working....
+Tadgy │ That's viagra for you.

+eviljames | How big were you when you were being 'bullied' ?  Same size or larger than your 'tormentor' ?
+Dominian | 165 - 170 something like that
+adaptr | fuck that's unhealthy
+Dominian | eviljames: 6'2.. 150 or so
+LordH3lment | adaptr: Aids does that to a person

<+Dominian> What would you do for a Klondike bar?
<+LordH3lment> put your finger in her bum

<+arfon> Awww come on, you guys act like you never saw a comic about two men getting eaten by a giant penis then escaping and becoming homosexuals before...