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#2822   + (0) -       Added: Mon, 12 Oct 2015 22:31:25 UTC

<clockers> svetlana: I love your name. Will you marry me?
<svetlana> I'll marry your name.
<Yehai> lmao
<archmint> xD
<clockers> deal

#2821   + (0) -       Added: Mon, 12 Oct 2015 14:28:21 UTC

<+cmyster> ahhhhh
<+cmyster> I like having first time things...
<+cmyster> just now I farted so long I got dizzy... thats a first
<+Dominian> hahaha

#2820   + (0) -       Added: Fri, 09 Oct 2015 19:47:05 UTC

< KrR4F_Slackware> Slacware is one of the First IT Gods all Over the World !
< KrR4F_Slackware> Really Powerfull !
< KrR4F_Slackware> today is my 4 th day with my Slackware 14.1

#2819   + (0) -       Added: Fri, 09 Oct 2015 17:26:57 UTC

<+majorsecurity> theborger: did it work?
<+majorsecurity> theborger: you've been super quiet lately
<+theborger> fuck if i know, it just hurts
<+Dominian> That tends to happen when you jam a dildo up your ass without any lube

#2818   + (1) -       Added: Fri, 09 Oct 2015 17:13:55 UTC

<+Beebz> how about both of you suck on a dildo made of ice for a bit to chill out

#2817   + (1) -       Added: Tue, 06 Oct 2015 14:34:12 UTC

<Kellin> so googling for the main page for unicorn (the rack server), I typod unicorn crack in the search engine
<Kellin> that is a scary (*#@&$*(@#$#@$#@ result return

#2813   + (2) -       Added: Thu, 10 Sep 2015 21:18:02 UTC

<+surrounder> I had a friend coming over so I bought more beer than usual but when I walked home I realised she didn't drink beer anyhow
<+sodomy> surrounder: Well that fucked your plan to roofy her, didn't it?

#2812   + (2) -       Added: Wed, 09 Sep 2015 06:05:55 UTC

< bullgard4> Good gracious! The Xfce4.10.1 clock panel plugin today      
            shows a wrong time. It worked flawlessly for months.
            It is 2 minutes fast.  I need to check if it syncs via
            the Internet. What is its associated underlying
            command-line command?
< rworkman> bullgard4: it just shows the system time - if the system
           has the correct time, then the plugin shows the correct
           time. In other words, use e.g. ntpd to set and keep the
           system time correct
< bullgard4> rworkman: No sir.  As I said the time worked flawlessly for
            month although ntp is not installed. There must be another
            underlying package and culprit.
< rworkman> You need ntpd or openntpd or some other similar system-level
           software to keep time synced with an internet source.
< rworkman> Other packages don't mess with your system time (or if they do,
           then there are bigger problems there), and the clock plugin
           only *shows* the time.
< rworkman> You are free to believe what you wish, of course, but this is
           not religion.
< bullgard4> My problem is religion-independent.
< rworkman> *whoosh*

#2811   + (2) -       Added: Fri, 04 Sep 2015 06:24:12 UTC

<[R]> DarkBloodWolf: what does 'standalone' mean?
<DarkBloodWolf> Standalone *
<DarkBloodWolf> Without a web installer
<[R]> web installer? huh?
<tanath> web installer?
<DarkBloodWolf> You guys sound surprised
<tanath> it's not a web app
<Dagmar> There's no "web installer" or Ubuntu
<tanath> it's an operating system
<Dagmar> er for
<DarkBloodWolf> I knew it was an OS
<[R]> tanath: you're an operating system
<tanath> :O
<tanath> you take that back

#2810   + (1) -       Added: Mon, 17 Aug 2015 19:59:29 UTC

<fuzzbawl> DAMN these electric sex pants
<Dominian> I love 'em
<Dominian> Just have to make sure the diodes are hooked to the right parts
<Dominian> You don't wanna go all Napoleon Dynamite trying to go back in time

#2809   + (2) -       Added: Mon, 03 Aug 2015 22:36:15 UTC

<+drijen> yeah but you don't drink
<+phy1729> I don't drink coffee or tea either
<+drijen> so
<+drijen> you're an undead zombie phy1729
<+phy1729> aka sysadmin

#2808   + (1) -       Added: Mon, 03 Aug 2015 08:30:36 UTC

<mavhq> does MS revoke keys used for malware?
<svetlana> mavhq, not to my knowledge
<mavhq> if not sounds like a scam, like domain names

#2807   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2015 16:00:11 UTC

<+eviljames> for those wondering, I am alive.
<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Fuck!
<+Alan_Hicks> I thought some one had thrown your ring into the fires of Mount Doom.

#2806   + (0) -       Added: Wed, 15 Jul 2015 18:37:57 UTC

<Kellin> rob0: I'm confused - what does marriage have to do with OSSEC?
<rob0> the guy is married to fail2ban
<Kellin> fail2ban always seems resource heavy to me, but I still use it
<rob0> And if you want to marry it, that's your business, not our place to judge.
<Kellin> meh.  I like my firewall rules better.
<rob0> And if you want to marry them, that's your business, not our place to judge.
* andarius will judge :p
<rob0> And by the power vested in andarius by the Commonwealth of Georgia, he now pronounces you Man and Firewall.
<andarius> And not even after death shall you part!
<Kellin> after death no one will have the password and the firewall will block all trespassers
<andarius> Till she is tehreby then formatted and rest to factory defaults!
<andarius> :p
<MajObviousman> this channel is so weird

#2805   + (0) -       Added: Tue, 07 Jul 2015 01:54:08 UTC

<Beebz> damn, [this channel] would have been silent:
* dive  
<Dominian> ;
* Dominian

#2803   + (1) -       Added: Fri, 26 Jun 2015 04:43:48 UTC

<KaMii> its a myth that viruses exist on toilet seats
<shonudo> i knew deps were missing

#2802   + (1) -       Added: Tue, 23 Jun 2015 23:52:44 UTC

< JamesTK> mmm
< JamesTK> 4GB empty space :O
< Eugene> Did you use a Core install?
< JamesTK> Eugene: yes
< Eugene> That sounds wrong, then.
< Eugene> I have <7GB used
< JamesTK> 4GB unallocated to dick images
< Eugene> Oh, you followed my instructions /exactly/
< JamesTK> lolyep
< MajObviousman> that's not nearly enough for dick images
< Eugene> I was really, really, REALLY drunk when I wrote those
< Cromulent> Whatever floats your boat
< JamesTK> I know right MajObviousman!
< MajObviousman> have you SEEN the size of horse penises?

#2801   + (0) -       Added: Sat, 20 Jun 2015 05:23:55 UTC

<dw1> “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” Mark Twain
<Glaug-Eldare> i dunno, what about naked girls
<Glaug-Eldare> they influence my society
<Glaug-Eldare> and by society i mean my dilz
<dw1> twain had no balls
<dw1> lol
<Mozart> Presumably why he insisted on covering up…

#2800   + (2) -       Added: Wed, 17 Jun 2015 17:27:27 UTC

< Skywise> the more you bang it, the more compliant it becomes, try it!

#2799   + (2) -       Added: Tue, 16 Jun 2015 04:01:11 UTC

<+majorsecurity> the gf found a grey hair on me today :(
<+Dominian> majorsecurity: it's not a grey hair... it's you growing into wisdom
<+majorsecurity> Dominian: hahaha
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