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#2809   + (0) -       Added: Mon, 03 Aug 2015 22:36:15 UTC

<+drijen> yeah but you don't drink
<+phy1729> I don't drink coffee or tea either
<+drijen> so
<+drijen> you're an undead zombie phy1729
<+phy1729> aka sysadmin

#2808   + (0) -       Added: Mon, 03 Aug 2015 08:30:36 UTC

<mavhq> does MS revoke keys used for malware?
<svetlana> mavhq, not to my knowledge
<mavhq> if not sounds like a scam, like domain names

#2807   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2015 16:00:11 UTC

<+eviljames> for those wondering, I am alive.
<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Fuck!
<+Alan_Hicks> I thought some one had thrown your ring into the fires of Mount Doom.

#2806   + (0) -       Added: Wed, 15 Jul 2015 18:37:57 UTC

<Kellin> rob0: I'm confused - what does marriage have to do with OSSEC?
<rob0> the guy is married to fail2ban
<Kellin> fail2ban always seems resource heavy to me, but I still use it
<rob0> And if you want to marry it, that's your business, not our place to judge.
<Kellin> meh.  I like my firewall rules better.
<rob0> And if you want to marry them, that's your business, not our place to judge.
* andarius will judge :p
<rob0> And by the power vested in andarius by the Commonwealth of Georgia, he now pronounces you Man and Firewall.
<andarius> And not even after death shall you part!
<Kellin> after death no one will have the password and the firewall will block all trespassers
<andarius> Till she is tehreby then formatted and rest to factory defaults!
<andarius> :p
<MajObviousman> this channel is so weird

#2805   + (0) -       Added: Tue, 07 Jul 2015 01:54:08 UTC

<Beebz> damn, [this channel] would have been silent:
* dive  
<Dominian> ;
* Dominian

#2803   + (0) -       Added: Fri, 26 Jun 2015 04:43:48 UTC

<KaMii> its a myth that viruses exist on toilet seats
<shonudo> i knew deps were missing

#2802   + (0) -       Added: Tue, 23 Jun 2015 23:52:44 UTC

< JamesTK> mmm
< JamesTK> 4GB empty space :O
< Eugene> Did you use a Core install?
< JamesTK> Eugene: yes
< Eugene> That sounds wrong, then.
< Eugene> I have <7GB used
< JamesTK> 4GB unallocated to dick images
< Eugene> Oh, you followed my instructions /exactly/
< JamesTK> lolyep
< MajObviousman> that's not nearly enough for dick images
< Eugene> I was really, really, REALLY drunk when I wrote those
< Cromulent> Whatever floats your boat
< JamesTK> I know right MajObviousman!
< MajObviousman> have you SEEN the size of horse penises?

#2801   + (0) -       Added: Sat, 20 Jun 2015 05:23:55 UTC

<dw1> “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” Mark Twain
<Glaug-Eldare> i dunno, what about naked girls
<Glaug-Eldare> they influence my society
<Glaug-Eldare> and by society i mean my dilz
<dw1> twain had no balls
<dw1> lol
<Mozart> Presumably why he insisted on covering up…

#2800   + (1) -       Added: Wed, 17 Jun 2015 17:27:27 UTC

< Skywise> the more you bang it, the more compliant it becomes, try it!

#2799   + (2) -       Added: Tue, 16 Jun 2015 04:01:11 UTC

<+majorsecurity> the gf found a grey hair on me today :(
<+Dominian> majorsecurity: it's not a grey hair... it's you growing into wisdom
<+majorsecurity> Dominian: hahaha

#2796   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 21 May 2015 17:24:39 UTC

<MajObviousman> it has dual NICs
<MajObviousman> not teamed
<MajObviousman> scuse me, two dual NICs
<MajObviousman> a dual 10gb SFP+ and a dual onboard 1gb
<MajObviousman> interesting. When I go to set up nic teaming, the second 10g          doesn't show up. Even though nic list shows both are connected
<Kellin> obviously then you should fire the NIC for not being a team player
<MajObviousman> ...
<MajObviousman> get out
<Kellin> =D

#2795   + (0) -       Added: Mon, 11 May 2015 09:45:41 UTC

<test-gott> hey did someone install bind9 and uses it ?
<codehotter> test-gott: if someone replies 'yes', then it becomes socially difficult to ignore you afterwards.

#2794   + (4) -       Added: Sun, 26 Apr 2015 08:26:52 UTC

* | Beebz is watching Bill Bailey Qualmpeddler and pissing himself laughing.
+BP{k} | Beebz: beats having to do work :)
+Beebz | BP{k}, ahh, work's ok, too... a good balance is required, though
+BP{k} | Beebz: hah absolutely. :) lucky it's only checking a few sites to see if apache hasn't strung itself up in an autoreotical type of way. :)
+Beebz | BP{k}, ... which is a real problem with apache :D
+BP{k} | Beebz: Absolutely :)
+Beebz | it was self-pleasuring itself with a php plugin
+BP{k} | haha
+BP{k} | in some kind of freak erotic albanian horror sex play with mysql?
+Beebz | it was using a mysql ballgag, indeed

#2793   + (7) -       Added: Thu, 23 Apr 2015 13:21:05 UTC

yorickpeterse | 4
yorickpeterse | woops
jhass | I've seen better passwords

#2792   + (0) -       Added: Tue, 21 Apr 2015 16:37:14 UTC

»»» ubuntuguru!sid72676@gateway/web/
«   ubuntuguru» sodomy: everyone hates you...
           ««« ubuntuguru!sid72676@gateway/web/ [part]

#2791   + (0) -       Added: Tue, 21 Apr 2015 14:39:37 UTC

< Peng> You need a robot to help you make decisions, MajObviousman.
< Peng> And to help you remember things.
< MajObviousman> I need a robot to help me make decisions
< MajObviousman> but I forget why
< jasonm> You need a robot to help you with brewing more quality beer
< MajObviousman> oh right!
< MajObviousman> I forgot all about that

#2790   + (5) -       Added: Tue, 21 Apr 2015 13:18:10 UTC

<GreyGhost1796> does anyone know how to make a password invisible while typing it in to identify my nick?
<GreyGhost1796> weechat
<Dominian> close your eyes
<mxtm> lol

#2788   + (0) -       Added: Sun, 12 Apr 2015 22:29:54 UTC

rob0, TommyC, easy, right hand slid one key toward the left.

firebird, rob0, not everyone uses both hands to type.... take wigums for example, he types with his nose.... theborger types with a pencil in his mouth (but he puts it in backwards) ;)

majorsecurity, I'm pretty theborger types with his dick

#2787   + (3) -       Added: Sun, 12 Apr 2015 03:01:07 UTC

<karl> Transparent terminals are like clear glass toilets.  They sound like a good idea until you use them.

#2786   + (1) -       Added: Fri, 10 Apr 2015 21:07:00 UTC

< MajObviousman> I just tried to draw a one-line ASCII hammer, but it ended up looking like a penis
< MajObviousman> I'm so ashamed
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