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#2788   + (0) -       Added: Sun, 12 Apr 2015 22:29:54 UTC

rob0, TommyC, easy, right hand slid one key toward the left.

firebird, rob0, not everyone uses both hands to type.... take wigums for example, he types with his nose.... theborger types with a pencil in his mouth (but he puts it in backwards) ;)

majorsecurity, I'm pretty theborger types with his dick

#2787   + (1) -       Added: Sun, 12 Apr 2015 03:01:07 UTC

<karl> Transparent terminals are like clear glass toilets.  They sound like a good idea until you use them.

#2786   + (1) -       Added: Fri, 10 Apr 2015 21:07:00 UTC

< MajObviousman> I just tried to draw a one-line ASCII hammer, but it ended up looking like a penis
< MajObviousman> I'm so ashamed

#2785   + (-1) -       Added: Fri, 10 Apr 2015 19:57:51 UTC

sodomy, I bet there's some good shit in there that doesn't get seen very often.                                                                                              
theborger, sodomy: in your pants?

theborger, no one has been in sodomy pants for 20 years.                                                                              

theborger, that person was his mom, she quickly super glued them on.

#2784   + (1) -       Added: Fri, 10 Apr 2015 17:08:24 UTC

wigums, lol we were playing round up out in the woods once and my buddy had to take a shit so we gave him poison oak to wipe his ass with.
wigums, poor kid, got it all on his ass dick and balls

#2783   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 09 Apr 2015 12:16:03 UTC

<+Beebz> Vidi, vici, veni - I saw, I conquered, I came
<+sodomy> Beebz: I'm pretty sure in your case it's: Vidi, vici, veni cito  :)
[Translation: I saw, I conquered, I came quickly]

#2782   + (2) -       Added: Wed, 08 Apr 2015 20:43:13 UTC

<+tomaw> I bought a new rub
<+tomaw> err, rug
<@Dominian> lol

#2781   + (1) -       Added: Fri, 20 Mar 2015 11:17:34 UTC

<bob> When I have money, I shall :p
<lyrg> yes, yes, that thing... like they say in russian proverb, take a small thing from everyone, and a naked one will have a t-shirt
<bob> Ha nice one
<lyrg> thing .. forgot the word.. what do you use with a needle? one that thing from everyone
<bob> Syringe?
<lyrg> no
<bob> Thread?
<lyrg> LOL
<lyrg> ye
<lyrg> s

#2780   + (3) -       Added: Mon, 02 Mar 2015 20:25:39 UTC

<+FatalNIX> I'm a pretty lore princess

#2779   + (3) -       Added: Thu, 26 Feb 2015 15:48:18 UTC

< felixjet> does linode accept adult content?
< MajObviousman> as payment?
< buhman> ^ yes
< felixjet> as payment?
< MajObviousman> kinda hard to mail sex
<@caker> heh

#2778   + (2) -       Added: Mon, 23 Feb 2015 23:41:23 UTC

<+wigums> cant find the fucking cigarette i just made so i made another, when i went to put it in my mouth i found the original cigarette
<+sodomy> It wouldn't be the first time wigums has had 2 fags in his mouth.

#2777   + (2) -       Added: Mon, 23 Feb 2015 22:18:26 UTC

«+Beebz» "When two people kiss they create a long tube with assholes on both ends."

#2775   + (0) -       Added: Sun, 22 Feb 2015 22:40:24 UTC

<        ryuo>| Workster, it has risen!
* ryuo faints.
<@   Workster>| hah
<    nogagplz>| gonna need more context than that
<    nogagplz>| for all we know yoy just got hard then fainted from lack of blood to the brain

#2774   + (0) -       Added: Thu, 19 Feb 2015 03:59:36 UTC

maldridge: im just entertained that the cost of the larger disk is                             apparently a deal breaker for just storing both
drijen: you gotta do what you gotta do
drijen: imagine if you lived in third world country. best computer you could buy is a pentium III
phy1729: I could IRC on that

#2773   + (0) -       Added: Mon, 09 Feb 2015 21:49:23 UTC

< MajObviousman> on the flip side, engineers need managers/salesmen/marketing/useless folks because ... have you ever seen an engineer try to sell to the average end user?
<    ninjabox> I love watching managers congratulate each other on getting things done
< MajObviousm> it's like they're speaking different languages
< MajObviousm> ain't nothing would ever be sold
< drijen> MajObviousman: i sold to the avg end user all the time
< MajObviousman> drijen: what does that say about you then?
<    ninjabox> ooooooooo

#2772   + (2) -       Added: Fri, 06 Feb 2015 04:39:50 UTC

< CHVNX> I have several bands.
< SpiceMan> all I have is dust in my instrument
< CHVNX> What do you play?
< Dominian> skin flute
< SpiceMan> I can't claim I play.
< SpiceMan> Dominian: that's a toy, not an instrument
< Dominian> hahaha

#2771   + (2) -       Added: Tue, 03 Feb 2015 01:33:02 UTC

< MajObviousman> well look, if I stay at the party long enough, odds are I'm going to have to poop
< MajObviousman> if it's a _really_ good party going on all day and night, then most certainly I'll have to poop at least one time, maybe more
< MajObviousman> so, is being a party pooper really a bad thing, or just a digestive act?

#2770   + (0) -       Added: Wed, 28 Jan 2015 08:03:02 UTC

<`Eddie|Mac> yes english is pretty much y native lungs
<`Eddie|Mac> native language

#2769   + (2) -       Added: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 11:46:03 UTC

«+     wizzoid» An  SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer

#2767   + (0) -       Added: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 01:14:33 UTC

< Cano> I'm developing open source dildo
< Cano> some dude from Japan just bought 10 of those from me
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