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#2831   + (0) -       Added: Mon, 23 Nov 2015 18:48:51 UTC

<+ubuntuguru> AaronBallman: can you create the missing c+ programming language for us?
<+AaronBallman> that smells like a parsing error to me. ;-)

#2830   + (0) -       Added: Sat, 21 Nov 2015 21:05:24 UTC

<rj> personal trouble? i've been dodging some of those, been able to improve thus far
<gry> yea
<gry> just like banking, there are two kinds of touble: personal and business
<rj> lol

#2829   + (-1) -       Added: Sun, 15 Nov 2015 05:26:08 UTC

( nooper2) cs:go is horrible, if you leave voice enabled
( aceofspades19) your mom is horrible if you leave her voice enabled
( nooper2) you don't even know how much i agree with you

#2828   + (1) -       Added: Fri, 13 Nov 2015 04:03:04 UTC

<anunnaki> hello i created a channel a while back.. i was the main operator i guess you can say.. i made my 2 friends ops, however i forgot the commands to make myself op.. i tried /oper <my nick> which then asked me for a pw. but seems i forgot my pw. is there any way to retrieve the pw?

#2827   + (0) -       Added: Wed, 11 Nov 2015 14:30:43 UTC

< Dominian> @rimv sodomy
<@AgentSlackoff> <sodomy> theborger: Rubber hanging out my arse?  WTF is wrong with you - you know I go bareback. in my vagina.
< Dominian> ok... I'm not using that command EVER again...
< rob0> haha
< kirk> *facedesk*
< misspwn> lel

#2826   + (1) -       Added: Fri, 06 Nov 2015 04:22:28 UTC

<smokeyj> What methods are used to handle dos problems?
<annihilannic> Emphatic statement!
<smokeyj> ddos
<Dagmar> Prayer.
<Dagmar> Patience.
<Dagmar> ...and Architecture.
<smokeyj> I read the book and I just didnt see a solution
<annihilannic> Preparation!
<qman__> Null routes from your upstream providers
<Dagmar> Well, that would really fall under Architecture.

#2824   + (1) -       Added: Thu, 05 Nov 2015 20:25:14 UTC

<cyph3x> awesome is straight sexy man, you should check it out.

#2823   + (1) -       Added: Thu, 05 Nov 2015 20:07:27 UTC

<dolemite_> dStruct, well arch is bleeding edge, isn't it?
<dStruct> dolemite_: Arch is just bleeding.. period (no pun intended)

#2822   + (1) -       Added: Mon, 12 Oct 2015 22:31:25 UTC

<clockers> svetlana: I love your name. Will you marry me?
<svetlana> I'll marry your name.
<Yehai> lmao
<archmint> xD
<clockers> deal

#2821   + (0) -       Added: Mon, 12 Oct 2015 14:28:21 UTC

<+cmyster> ahhhhh
<+cmyster> I like having first time things...
<+cmyster> just now I farted so long I got dizzy... thats a first
<+Dominian> hahaha

#2820   + (0) -       Added: Fri, 09 Oct 2015 19:47:05 UTC

< KrR4F_Slackware> Slacware is one of the First IT Gods all Over the World !
< KrR4F_Slackware> Really Powerfull !
< KrR4F_Slackware> today is my 4 th day with my Slackware 14.1

#2819   + (0) -       Added: Fri, 09 Oct 2015 17:26:57 UTC

<+majorsecurity> theborger: did it work?
<+majorsecurity> theborger: you've been super quiet lately
<+theborger> fuck if i know, it just hurts
<+Dominian> That tends to happen when you jam a dildo up your ass without any lube

#2818   + (1) -       Added: Fri, 09 Oct 2015 17:13:55 UTC

<+Beebz> how about both of you suck on a dildo made of ice for a bit to chill out

#2817   + (1) -       Added: Tue, 06 Oct 2015 14:34:12 UTC

<Kellin> so googling for the main page for unicorn (the rack server), I typod unicorn crack in the search engine
<Kellin> that is a scary (*#@&$*(@#$#@$#@ result return

#2813   + (2) -       Added: Thu, 10 Sep 2015 21:18:02 UTC

<+surrounder> I had a friend coming over so I bought more beer than usual but when I walked home I realised she didn't drink beer anyhow
<+sodomy> surrounder: Well that fucked your plan to roofy her, didn't it?

#2812   + (2) -       Added: Wed, 09 Sep 2015 06:05:55 UTC

< bullgard4> Good gracious! The Xfce4.10.1 clock panel plugin today      
            shows a wrong time. It worked flawlessly for months.
            It is 2 minutes fast.  I need to check if it syncs via
            the Internet. What is its associated underlying
            command-line command?
< rworkman> bullgard4: it just shows the system time - if the system
           has the correct time, then the plugin shows the correct
           time. In other words, use e.g. ntpd to set and keep the
           system time correct
< bullgard4> rworkman: No sir.  As I said the time worked flawlessly for
            month although ntp is not installed. There must be another
            underlying package and culprit.
< rworkman> You need ntpd or openntpd or some other similar system-level
           software to keep time synced with an internet source.
< rworkman> Other packages don't mess with your system time (or if they do,
           then there are bigger problems there), and the clock plugin
           only *shows* the time.
< rworkman> You are free to believe what you wish, of course, but this is
           not religion.
< bullgard4> My problem is religion-independent.
< rworkman> *whoosh*

#2811   + (2) -       Added: Fri, 04 Sep 2015 06:24:12 UTC

<[R]> DarkBloodWolf: what does 'standalone' mean?
<DarkBloodWolf> Standalone *
<DarkBloodWolf> Without a web installer
<[R]> web installer? huh?
<tanath> web installer?
<DarkBloodWolf> You guys sound surprised
<tanath> it's not a web app
<Dagmar> There's no "web installer" or Ubuntu
<tanath> it's an operating system
<Dagmar> er for
<DarkBloodWolf> I knew it was an OS
<[R]> tanath: you're an operating system
<tanath> :O
<tanath> you take that back

#2810   + (2) -       Added: Mon, 17 Aug 2015 19:59:29 UTC

<fuzzbawl> DAMN these electric sex pants
<Dominian> I love 'em
<Dominian> Just have to make sure the diodes are hooked to the right parts
<Dominian> You don't wanna go all Napoleon Dynamite trying to go back in time

#2809   + (2) -       Added: Mon, 03 Aug 2015 22:36:15 UTC

<+drijen> yeah but you don't drink
<+phy1729> I don't drink coffee or tea either
<+drijen> so
<+drijen> you're an undead zombie phy1729
<+phy1729> aka sysadmin

#2808   + (1) -       Added: Mon, 03 Aug 2015 08:30:36 UTC

<mavhq> does MS revoke keys used for malware?
<svetlana> mavhq, not to my knowledge
<mavhq> if not sounds like a scam, like domain names
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